Quantum Bean Theory is the theory of how beans react to everything known and unknown on an impossibly deep level of existence. Beans as they are know to be a solid state of matter, but as we have found, they can change their state of matter at will; even creating new temporary states of matter. These beans control everything we do in our daily lives including how governments are ran and how the universe expands. Some planets will blink in and out of existence depending completely on the mass and size of a bean. Now this is only the surface of what we are uncovering about Quantum Bean Theory.