Computing

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 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
 This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.
  This user contributes while using iTunes 12.0.0.


 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
  This user contributes using a PC.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

Food

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  This user is a carnivore.
 This user eats fries, or chips.
 This user loves to eat pizza.
 This user eats popcorn.
 This user eats potato chips.
 This user eats apples.
 This user eats raspberries.
 This user eats strawberries.
 This user eats watermelon.
  This user eats bagels.
 This user is a cereal killer.
 This user enjoys muffins.
 This user loves pancakes.
 This user likes waffles.
 This user loves eating carrots.
 This user loves hamburgers.
 This user loves brownies.
 
This user loves cake.
  This user eats candy corn.
 This user eats chocolate.
 This user eats M&Ms.
 This user likes pie.
PSThis user is addicted to Pixy Stixs
 This user eats cookies.
  This user drinks chocolate milk.
 This user drinks water regularly.
 This user eats at McDonald's.
 This user eats at Taco Bell.

Games

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 This user enjoys playing poker.
 This user is addicted to video games.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.   
 This user plays games on a graphing calculator.
 This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.
 This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS.
CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.
DQThis user plays the Dragon Quest series.
GT4This user plays Gran Turismo 4.
塊魂Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!
PSxThis user is a fan of Sony PlayStation console series hardware and software.
TEKKEN 2This user enjoys playing Tekken 2


Interests

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 This user enjoys rock music.
 
This user does not smoke.
  This user prefers warm weather.


Media

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 This user enjoys comics.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
  This user's got a case of the Mondays.
TABak user derka derka derka!
 This user has a television set.
M.D.This user watches House.
DTThis user lives in a house that is Drawn Together with love.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!
 This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

Music

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 This user plays the guitar.
 This user enjoys psychedelic rock.
 This user is a fan of David Bowie.
 This user has an iPod.

Sports

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 This user plays American football.
 This user plays table tennis.

Education

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hs
This user is a high school student.


Health

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 This user is near sighted.
 This user has astigmatism.
 This user is right-handed.

Life

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teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
 This user is of German ancestry.

Time

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 This user has too much time on their hands.
 This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

Languages

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de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
USThis user uses American English.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
<html>This user can write HTML.
 
This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
 This user can program in JavaScript.