User:Radiant!/Everything

Everything you always wanted to know about Wikipedia (but were afraid to ask).

This is a comprehensive guide to Wikipedia, aimed primarily at novice users. Do As You Like, but bear this in mind.
Please don't edit this page unless you grok it.

When editing, don't

• Edit war. Seriously, folks!
• Write nonsensical articles
• Write these nonsensical articles in particular
• Lose all sight of perspective
• Complain about which version an article is protected in

When dealing with others, don't

• React as if it's the end of the world
• Accuse others of behavior you also exhibit yourself
• Insist on needless bureaucracy
• Repeat old issues just because you didn't like the outcome
• Ignore everybody who disagrees with you

When dealing with process, don't

• Invoke process for its own sake
• Make up rules and insist that other people follow them
• Speak in cryptograms
• Scream 'admin abuse' at the least provocation
• Arbitrarily oppose admin candidates

Other than that

Do write an encyclopedia! Your help is welcome.