RealRyanElder

RealRyanElder

— Wikipedian —
Born	Ryan Benjamin Elder (2004-07-24) July 24, 2004 Danbury, Connecticut, U.S.
Pronouns	Masculine (he/him/his)
Nationality	American Canadian
Current location	Southbury, Connecticut, U.S.
Languages	English Spanish
Ethnicity	European-American
Race	White
Height	6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)
Weight	170 lb (77 kg)
Hair	Brown
Eyes	Brown
Handedness	Right
Blood type	O-
Sexuality	Bisexual (F+++)
IQ	157
Personality type	ENFP
Alignment	Neutral good
Family and friends
Marital status	Single
Siblings	1
Pets	1
Education and employment
Occupation	Student
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
Hobbies	Sleeping reading writing gaming
Religion	Agnostic Judaism
Politics	Egalitarian humanitarianism
Aliases	Ry Papí J.M. (JakeMike1337) Purp (Purple Pie68) GintedPribbon17 Vlad IV Dracul Jewpac Shakur Windmill Cosby
Interests
My hobbies serial killers

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This user is of Polish ancestry.

This user is of Romanian ancestry.

This user is of Russian ancestry.

This user is of Scottish ancestry.

ENFPThis user has an ENFP
Myers–Briggs Type Indicator

This user likes Sports cars.

man-
kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

This user is a fan of AC/DC.

ADHDThis user has ADHD.

This user loves ALL animals!

ANAL 5This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

This user is of Canadian ancestry.

This user is an anti-consumerist.

ASThis user has Asperger syndrome.

This user succeeds at not being a complete asshole. Mostly.

This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.

"…"?This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?

This user contributes using Safari on an iPhone.

0This user has no children.

This user is a citizen of Canada.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user has received a Pfizer–BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine booster dose.

This user has received the Pfizer–BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine.

,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

This user is against cyberbullying.

This user is a former player of
Club Penguin.

This user's favourite subject is criminology.

This user may suffer from
Compulsive Wikipedia Editing Syndrome.
WikiProject Editor Retention can help

This user has a diaper fetish.

This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented.

This user is an EMINƎM fan.

en-CA
-5This user can contribute at a professional level of Canadian English.

en-GB
-5This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.

es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

This user is Facebook-free.

This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.

less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.

FILMThis user is an expert in Film.

This user supports freedom of speech.

GADThis user lives with generalized anxiety disorder.

GEOThis user is an expert in Geography.

This user contributes using
Google Chrome.

6'2"This user is 6 feet, 2 inches tall.

This user is heteroromantic.

HISTThis user is an expert in History.

if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

This user is a fan of Imagine Dragons

This user honours Samuel Johnson
for his enduring contributions to the English language.

This user is a Linkin Park fan.

LITThis user is an expert in Literature.

♂This contributor to Wikipedia is male.

much & manyThis user understands the difference between much & many.

This user would like to vacation on Mars (one day).

This user loves the Moon.

MUSThis user is an expert in Music.

This user abstains from ethanol.

This user abstains from
all forms of tobacco.

⅒This user thinks that the phrase
"completely decimated"
is "completely improper"!

⅒This user refuses to use the verb "decimate" as a synonym for "obliterate"!

1This user thinks that the superlative
"most unique" is
"most improper"!

This user suffers from panic attacks.

snukThis user says snuck.

PHILThis user is an expert in Philosophy.

Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

PSYThis user is an expert in Psychology.

This user believes that freedom of religion
does not constitute freedom from reason.

This user respects copyright and other intellectual property rights, but sometimes they can be a major pain.

SATThis user scored 1280 of 1600 on the SATs.1280

This user wants to save the whales.

This editor is single-handedly attempting to save Wikipedia.

;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

A, B, and
A and BThis user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

This user honours
William Shakespeare for exhilarating the English language.

This user is single.

This user likes to sleep.

0This user currently has
no spouse.

This user enjoys studying the wisdom, philosophy and psychology underlying the Tarot, but doesn't necessarily use it for divination.

than
thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

1This user refuses to apply the adjective "unique" to anything
that is not the only one of its kind!

This user excoriates truthiness.

This user honors Noah Webster
for saving the English language
from the Saxon hordes.

170This user weighs 170 pounds.

White Nationalists
shall not move us!

This user prefers red grapes over green grapes.

This user will stop playing Angry Birds once you pry his iPhone out of his cold, dead hands.

This user's favorite animal is the cat.

This user wishes to have an Abrams Tank.

This user watches Breaking Bad

This user has lost their Xbox 360.

couldn't'veThis user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.

...	This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

U.S.
spellingThis user prefers to use
American English spelling.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

English Singulars: "The data is..."

This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.

This user is agnostic.

This user has brown eyes.

This user loves rainy days.

This user is interested in the Vietnam War.

This user is bisexual.

This user thinks nationalism is outdated.

157This user's IQ is 157.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

IQThis user thinks that IQ tests are overrated.

LEGOThis user likes playing with LEGO, but hates stepping on it!

cvg-4This user is an expert gamer.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

S

This user has a
sanguine temperament

This user's containment class is Euclid.

TVTThis user is a troper.

This user greatly admires Muḥammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī.

This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.

This user has a pet cat.

This user is interested in The Andromeda Galaxy.

This user is a cinephile.

This user knows that because English is a living language, grammar and syntax are not fixed.

This user is a fan of Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin.
進撃の巨人

This user eats at Wendy's.

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

This user watches South Park.

This user believes that movie stars and celebrities should stick to what they're good at, not become politicians.

:)This user likes to be easygoing.

This user likes White Rice.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user's favourite colour is purple.

This user is a fan of the Batman

This editor values concise writing.

🎯This user used to be an adventurer like you, then took an arrow to the knee.

This user plays Minecraft.

This user is mixed-handed.

3DG	This user is a fan of Three Days Grace.

!!!This user has a phobia of vomiting.

!!!This user has a phobia of rollercoasters.

This user believes that video games are not as dangerous as parental ignorance of the rating system.

This user recognizes that the War on Drugs is racially motivated.

This user enjoys reading post-apocalyptic fiction.

This user is a switch.

This user loves knowledge.

This user is a proponent of humane eugenics.

This user is an Atheist Jew.

This user mashes buttons. Real hard.

FOBThis user is a fan of Fall Out Boy.

This user's mobile phone and data services provider is AT&T.

This user is an Atheist but accepts all religions as valid. Except cults

This user is a fan of Lady Gaga.

This user is Circumcised.

This user opposes all forms of Ziofascism, Christofascism and Islamofascism.

This user supports the taxation of pollution.

This user is fiscally conservative.

This user supports the genetic modification of plants and animals.

Red is one of this user's favourite colours.

This user is a social liberal.

This user is an autodidact in a wide range of subjects they never took in school or university.

Com-4This user is an expert comedian. They can hold their own in a comedy club.

This user greatly admires
Abraham Lincoln.

This user knows that genetically modified food has saved over a billion lives, and that all agriculture is "genetic modification", what we do today is just faster.

This user is interested in classical mythology.

Plague Inc.This user has played Plague Inc. and has ended humanity at least 6 time(s).

This user eats bagels.

This user eats cantaloupes.

N I И

This user is a Nine Inch Nails fan and knows that Trent Reznor is a true musical genius.

DAMN!This user's computer is CRAPPY!

This user lives with major depressive disorder.

This user likes spring evenings.

This user enjoys writing.

This user likes to do crossword puzzles.

PROThis user is a progressive.

Spectrum

This user's Internet service provider is Charter Spectrum.

This user likes Streets of Rage.

This user likes JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

This user is a consequentialist, who believes that the morality of an act is based on its consequences.

This user wants to see a Nebula upclose.

This user raely leiks Encyclopædia Dramatica.

CPThis user enjoys listening to music by Coldplay.

This user is a Harry Potter fan.

heThis user's pronouns are he, him, his.

This user has an innie navel.

This user is a fan of Pokémon.

This user is interested in exoplanets.

;This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

This user greatly admires and respects Thomas Jefferson for inspiring revolutions around the world.

FandomThis user spends time on Fandom.

This user used to play Adobe Flash games.

This user enjoys works of
Horror.

This user is a fan of Bruno Mars

This user is a bibliophile.

This user is interested in the Cold War.

This user enjoys cooking and baking.

This user is an egalitarian.

This user is interested in the industrial revolution.

This user is interested in the scientific revolution.

This user is a skeptic.

	This user enjoys his/her privacy.

L4D2This user's friend Keith does some crazy stuff.

L4DThis user is better safe than sorry!

This user has not forgotten those killed by Communist China on the Tiananmen Square.

H	This user is a Hufflepuff.

This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.

1This user has one sibling.

This user plays the Halo series.

MIThis user knows all the Monkey Island Insults by heart!

This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.

SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

XThis user plays the Xbox.

This user is haunted by the times they forgot to use an edit summary.
Out, damned spot! What, will these hands ne'er be clean?

FunimationThis user usually watches anime on Funimation.

GTAVThis user picked C. Ain't that a bitch?

BkThis user understands that black isn't a colour, but favours it nevertheless.

This user plays the Doom series.

This user works for the
SCP Foundation.

This user supports LGBTI rights.

This user has brown hair.

1337	This user can write & read in 1337.

CokeThis user likes to drink Coke on occasion.

This user likes to play Uno.

This user believes torture is usually wrong, but can be justified under the ticking time bomb scenario.

This user deeply and utterly loathes people who deny the Holocaust.

ASoUEThis user enjoys A Series of Unfortunate Events.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

This user is a Black Sabbath fan.

This user is interested in the Great Old One.

daft punkThis user likes to work it to Daft Punk.

This user had a relative that died from Alzheimer's disease.

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!!!This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

This user is a fan of Friends.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user is a fan of
Guns N' Roses.

Hanlon's RazorThis user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity. ^†

HYPOThis user is a Hypochondriac.

This user owns an iPhone.

This user is interested in law.

This user reads between the lines.

This user loves macaroni and cheese.

This user eats at McDonald's.

This user loves
Michael Jackson
FOREVER

This user does not eat fish. Ever.

OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.

This user opposes all forms of
OLIGARCHY.

This user loves pasta.

This user likes retro games, but has no urge to actually play them.

This user thinks adults should have the personal right, civil liberty and sexual freedom to view, watch and own porn if they so wish, without the intervention or prevention of law, government or authorities.

This user plays or has played Roblox.

This user prefers satellite television over cable television.

SKThis user is a fan of Slipknot.

SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.

This user feels that letting oneself be struck with terror by terrorists means actually doing most of their job for them.

This user enjoys
The Big Bang Theory.

TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This user seeks to eradicate
Trumpism
wherever it slithers.

This user believes that
alternative facts
are damnable lies.

This user believes that
facts trump
political propaganda.

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user loves pancakes.

This user loves Sega video game systems and games.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user likes Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

This user is interested in World War I.

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."

This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

:)This user is an optimist.

エッチThis user likes ecchi but thinks hentai is usually disgusting.

This user speaks Pig Latin.

This user believes that
life is good.

This user is interested in World War II.

This user is addicted to The Sims 3.

This user enjoys playing chess.

This user is interested in the
American Civil War.

This user is a Pokémon fan.

アニメ
subThis user prefers to watch
their anime subbed.