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edit- Alabama Constitution - I'd make a joke about how government doesn't work, but this is just sad.
- Alcopop - Soft hard drink? Hard soft drink? Who knows?
- All your base are belong to us
- Anal bleaching - I'd personally keep bleach away from that particular area
- Artie, the Strongest Man in the World - "Artie likes armpit noises, as they remind him of his mother."
- Argelico Fucks - First of all, his name is technically a sentence. Secondly, could you imagine how weird it would be if he had a relative named "Chastity"?
B
edit- Bat bombs - nah-nah-nan-nuh-nuh-nah-nah-nan-nuh-nuh BAT BOMBS!
C
edit- Cello scrotum - Fake medical condition.
- Chess boxing
- Clay Oliver Hill - Populist Democratic Viking Party presidential candidate. Enough said.
- Cocaine (drink) - Energy drink which is "designed to burn and irritate the throat and sinuses" just like real cocaine.
- Cookie Monster - Life is like the Internet.
- Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life - See Mazes and Monsters, below; only the topic is internet porn instead of RPGs.
D
edit- Docetism - "attributed to the Gnostics, who believed that matter was evil" Ok then...
E
edit- Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet - someone has a bad sense of politics, I guess.
F
edit- Fan death - the belief that an electric fan can kill you by sucking the oxygen out of the air, or by some other method
- Feel the Magic: XY/XX - a dating sim released in the U.S. for the portable Nintendo DS system, it is a collection of several minigames. One of them involves yelling at the screen as loud as you can.
- FM-2030
- Fortnight - "1 attoparsec per microfortnight approximately equals 1 inch per second"
- Fucking, Austria - Home of the most stolen streetsign in Austria. Big surprise there.
G
edit- Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla - Roar! Convoluted plot!
- Gratis versus Libre - the end of the article describes a beer which is free as in speech but not free as in beer.
- Group X - Antiamerican American rap group that pretends to be geographically Arabian. Offensively insane.
- Grotto of the Redemption - a large collection of fossils dedicated to the life of Jesus Christ. According to their website, they also have ice skating.
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edit- Heribert Illig - Claims 300 years of history never happened. From Unusual Articles.
- Click Here
- Hetty Green
- Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi - The animated adventures of Puffy Amiyumi. Their article says that they changed their names to avoid confusion with Puff Daddy. What I really want to know is -- when is he going to get a cartoon? Then again, I suppose Hi Hi P. Diddy doesn't have quite the same ring.
- Holy Prepuce - Holy what?
- Horst Wessel Lied - the theme song of the Nazi Party; accidentally used as background music in a recent advertising campaign.
- The Hundredth Monkey. Just a bit short of a barrel.
I
edit- Inherently funny word - Right...
- Interrobang - Combinination exclamation mark and question mark!?
J
edit- John Wayne Bobbitt - some people lead interesting lives, I guess.
K
edit- Knights of Ramune -
Worst. Anime. Ever.Terrible, but not as bad as Big Wars or MD Geist now that I think about it. Still much more insane. - Kenny Kramer - "The real Kramer"
L
edit- The last page of the Internet
- Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
- Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den - a short passage consisting of 92 occurances of the sound "shi" (e.g. "Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī. 10 shí, shì 10 shī shì shì.")
- List of Jewish superheroes
- List of lists of lists
- List of strange units of measurement - "My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!"
M
edit- The Mark Steel Solution - crazy solutions to social issues
- Mazes and Monsters - Oh nos! D&D will make the childrens insane!? Won't somebody please think of the children?!
- Melleny Brown - Voice actress. Previously starred in the Care Bears. Now sings dirty lyrics for house music.
- Minced oaths - Zounds! What an article.
- Mission Earth (novel) - Haven't read it, but I'd say it's insane based just on its length, nevermind any of that other stuff.
- From the front page: Monopoly (game) "...its origins actually go back to 1904, when Lizzie Magie, a supporter of political economist Henry George, patented a game called "The Landlord's Game" with the object of demonstrating how rents enrich property owners and impoverish tenants" -- Monopoly, evil communist plot!
- Mortal Engines - Giant robotic cities eating one another.
N
edit- Neon Genesis Evangelion - "What the hell is this?" - Shinji Ikari
- Nevada-Tan
- Newcomb's paradox - free will and time travel don't mix well, apparently.
- Notion (slang) - Proof that people with not enough to do can make the English language just that much worse.
O
edit- One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church - Packed with a lot of info.
- Onion Futures Act
- Oolong (rabbit) - a rabbit trained to hold things on its head
- Oxford Electric Bell - The Bells! They won't stop ringing!
P
editQ
edit- Quantum mechanics
- Quantum immortality - this would be so cool if true.
R
edit- Rahxephon - NGE on crack. And it has Ramune and many other insane things contained within!
- Ramune - Insane packaging! Animenation says these things spray all over when you open them, and you should bring a towel.
- Red Hat Society - not the software kind of Red Hat.
- Reductio ad Hitlerum
- Rickrolling - Never gonna give you up...
- Rocket mail - Thank goodness email was invented.
S
edit- Sausage Race
- Screaming Lord Sutch - Sounds like a nice guy, although I still prefer my British politicians to be a bit more Thatcheresque.
- Sex with my first cousin (Reference desk question from 28 July, 2005) - the first sentence is almost the perfect opening to any question-and-answer style column or faq regarding sex.
- Smokie - A meal of lamb, prepared by blowtorching it wool and all.
- Society for the Prevention of Calling Sleeping Car Porters "George"
T
edit- International Talk Like a Pirate Day - Yarr! Here be Dragons.
- Thumb twiddling
U
editV
edit- Value of Earth - It's a lot. Or maybe nothing, economists aren't sure.
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editZ
edit- Zachariah Chandler - made sure people could vote with a club
- Zigzag method - Explains the forking of European and American eating habits.
- Zocchihedron - a 100-sided die with an uneven distribution. The article notes that it is, unsurprisingly, unwieldy to use.
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editSee also: Wikipedia:Unusual articles.