Early life
In late 1973, Rel1999 aka the great EME, father and mother had "relations". This eventually resulted in EME being born. She was a fairly hefty baby. Her early years were very productive, as she learned to read and write and not get food in her hair.
Middle life
Some time later, Rel1999 discovered marijuana (or "ganja" as it is sometimes called by jazz musicians). She was intrigued by the fact that smoking this substance imbued her with certain super powers, such as the ability to sit through an hour of sitar music. At that time, she made a solemn vow to use these powers to defend the noble weed against all who would wish it harm, or at least keep smoking it. A short time later, Rel1999 lost interest in academics and dropped out of college, though this is probably just a coincidence.
Later life
Rel1999 is still alive as of this writing, which is good news for her. She contents herself with strumming her acoustic guitar, talking about herself in the third person, editing people's incoherent ramblings on Wikipedia, or making incoherent ramblings of her own.
Articles she did not create, but is claiming credit for
* God * Taoism * War elephant * Pittsburgh Steelers * Bananas in Pyjamas * Wikipedia * Spinal Tap * Stanislav Petrov * Herbert Morrison (announcer) * Toilets in Japan
Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.