Russia Moore is a Wikipedian who likes animals, history and many other things. Russia has a great fear of being stalked online, and so gives out very little personal information whenever possible. Due to many real-life obligations, Russia Moore would like to apologize should any comments or responses not be attended to in a timely fashion. Russia finds it amusing writing in the third person, apparently. Hmm. New hobby. Rather than taking the time to actually write something, it has been found exceptionally fun to make an annoying list of Userboxes and let small rectangles explain everything.

Warning:

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 This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.
 This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.
 This user has a page on Wikisource.
 "It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you are a very small user."
 This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.
  This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

Wiki Edits

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MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
 This user has a page on Wikisource.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
byThis user has no opinion about the passive voice.
snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
  This user prefers making userboxes to arguing with other editors.
 This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
 This user spends far too much time editing their user page.
 This user constantly uses the Reference desk.
 This user isn't very good at making userboxes.
 This user loves calculators.
 This user would like to be a teacher.
 This user is an English tutor, and still forgets grammar rules
 This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
 This user comes from Canada.
 Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.
 This user is of German ancestry.
 This user is of Portuguese ancestry.
 This user is of multiple ancestries.
right-mindedThis user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds.

Hobbies, Fandom, etc.

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  This user is learning German as a second language!  
 This user is an Anglophile.
 This user is a bibliophile.
 This user enjoys writing.
 This user enjoys reading poetry.
 This user enjoys reading fiction.
 This user enjoys reading non-fiction.
 This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.
 Big Brother is watching this user.
 This user likes to read Tintin
comic albums and books about Tintin.
 This user likes alternative rock.
 This user is interested in the Victorian period.
 This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945). 
 This user enjoys filmmaking.
 This user likes to crochet.
 Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.
Green! This user fancies the color green

Silliness

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... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
gkThis user is a geek.
 This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is entirely irrelevant, not to mention unknown .
Clue This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...
V This user does not wear the bad colour. It attracts them...
DDThey made this user do it.
 This user is afraid of mushrooms.

Beliefs

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This user supports protection of the environment.
 This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.
 Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.
 This user prefers to use herbal remedies.
no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia.
1RRThis user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.