This is really pathetic, but here's pretty much everything I apologize for. You're welcome.

This is most likely incomplete. If you have any other ideas, put them on the discussion page.

I apologize for...

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  • Being an idiot (which led me to getting blocked, see Vandalism Project on my talk page)
  • Whining
  • Going insane on the Meg White discussion page
  • The sockpuppet
  • Getting my aunt blocked
  • Deciding to edit the great Simple English Wikipedia, but for some reason, getting blocked there as well
  • Pissing off the admins (including the awesome creator of my userpage layout)