This is really pathetic, but here's pretty much everything I apologize for. You're welcome.
This is most likely incomplete. If you have any other ideas, put them on the discussion page.
I apologize for...
edit- Being an idiot (which led me to getting blocked, see Vandalism Project on my talk page)
- Whining
- Going insane on the Meg White discussion page
- The sockpuppet
- Getting my aunt blocked
- Deciding to edit the great Simple English Wikipedia, but for some reason, getting blocked there as well
- Pissing off the admins (including the awesome creator of my userpage layout)