S3janus

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en-auThis user is a native speaker of Australian English.

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-4This user has a near-native understanding of British English.

SoE-3This here user has an advanced understandin' of Southern American English and has developed a mighty fine drawl.

ipa-1
əThis user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

BS-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullshit.

du-1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

fgn-0This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.

LE-3This user does punctuation and capitalization, but correct grammer and spilleng be daymnd.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

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This user comes from the Land Down Under.	We love this user, cos h/she's a Victorian.
This user is a member of the worldwide family of Scouts.	This user is a Evil overlord with minions to do his bidding.
This user has a retreat with a large food and weapons cache.	This user has never left the Southern Hemisphere.
This user clicks on Random article way too often.	This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user contributes using Firefox.	YThis user is a member of Generation Y.
17This user is 17 years old.	This user remembers ANZAC Day.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.	lazyThis user is too lazy to count up their own edits.
This user prefers the metric system.
This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!	User:Ashibaka/Userbox/Migration
	This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!
250+This user has made more than 250 contributions to Wikipedia.
{{user independent Tibet}}	{{User independent Taiwan}}
{{user statehood Northern Territory}}	{{user flag Australia}}	This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
{{user ok profanity}}	This user's news source is The Onion.	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user has a profile on MySpace.	WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
Dr WhoThis user has been a Doctor Who fan since the Ninth Doctor.9th	AMThis user thinks Anchorman is super duper!	LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings books but NOT the films.
This user is a Dark Lord of the Sith.	This user has a Private Clone Army.	This user is a supporter of the Essendon Football Club See the Bombers fly up, up!