Who am I? What am I? Is anyone likely to actually read this? Do you know me?
The answers are: Maybe, someone, no, and I'm me. But maybe not in that order.
Yeah, my userpage is pretty pathetic, huh? Well, I'll make up for it by posting a ridiculously large amount of USERBOXES!
Talk to me here
My ridiculously large and completely random collection of userboxes
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This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes .
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac .
This user is evil , and frequently says mwhahaha!
This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
awesome This user is totally awesome !
This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.
This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.
SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
blah blah blah This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.There's a funny story about that...
This user is a wombat , or at least thinks that he or she is.
This user finds that comedy is the best way to communicate.
fan-3 This user thinks that Jeff Foxworthy is the greatest comedian of all time.
This user loves to eat pizza .
This user is a fan of Heroes . Ordinary people discovering extraordinary abilities.
This user eats M&Ms .
This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies.
This user drinks water regularly.
C This user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both. P
This user believes that articles are useless without images .
This user needs just one more userbox on their page!
Userboxes Rock! This user is a userbox!
This user needs more userboxes . MORE , I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
way too many ubxs This user has way too many userboxes .
ubx -5This user uses entirely too many userboxes .
Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user has no userboxes on their userpage.