I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Foulke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by lens. No man can kill me. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.
| — Wikipedian ♂ — | |
| Name | Sir Noodles |
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| Country |  United States |
| Languages | English, French |
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| Occupation | registered wizard |
| Education | Hogwarts |
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| Joined | June 22,2019 |
| First edit | Rubby De La Rosa, June 22, 2019 |
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