part 1: the beginning
so there was this bad guy right? And his name was derek but then he got turned into a fly or something idk and then he became EVILLLLLL
buf don’t worry, because on the far away island of Toe Land, a massive eye thingy called septic prime lived there, and he said “Mutant derek, you piece of shit, how could you be such a derek!! This is inexcusable! And morally wrong!! He then flew towards earth at great speed with his friend stwartbusinesslogex in tow who promised to give him good financial advice! How kind!
chapter 2: the derekification
”OoohhHhnIoOoOoOo” said Sept-boy wait I mean mutant derek. “I must find a way to defeat these simpletons” and he started to fire beams of pure derek from his eyes towards the invaders. Stewartbusinesslogex trandofrmd into a wheelchair and ran away. But the rays missed and hit Jake Hman instead. Jake was GTA forms into a new derek who then proceeded to become depressed and reject his newfound derek identity are retired to Jake again??
chapter 3: I’m out of ideas
”OH NOOOOOOO1122!” Said them. They had defeated his derek minions and now was about to kill them!! Derek gave up and died and septic prime got all the women. Buy the anime for more content weebs