This user apparently isn't Chris Tarrant This user apparently isn't Chris Tarrant, and never will be, which is a shame. Please add reliable sources for the claims in the article or comment on the article's talk page.
I am an elderly man, who is bitter at the world who forgot him.
I grew up in 19tickity4, I had no legs at the time, so I had to go to radio rentals, I ordered a pair of legs and proceeded to attach them, at that moment, I knew I was heading to Nar-nia.
From there I developed a taste for Cakes, I ate the cakes I was given by the friendly tribes people of Cakawanna, I then helped them on there attack against the nando tribe. The fine attack took place and we were happy, that is until we were destroyed by the mighty Bee Tribe, they ate our cakes and began to attack the village, I decided to take the legs back to radio rentals since they didn't do what I really wanted (Fire lazer beams)
"SOMEONE STOP THESE VOICES IN MY HEAD", said Jill the penguin. It was a happy day.A sequential look at United Flight 175 crashing into the south tower of the World Trade Center
LAAAAAAAAAAWLiHOTBOXDurWIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
This area is reserved for User:JAKAZiD to mess about with as he sees penguins.
