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I am a straight, white, hairy, Jewish male of medium height. With glasses. Also, lactose-intolerant. I am politically liberal, and an aspiring writer, with interests in journalism, humor, satire, fiction, memoir, and historical fiction.

Interests

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Jews, Judaism, Hasidism, Genealogy, Sholom Aleichem, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, and not England, because it sucks. Ditto for Chabad.

Current Projects

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Satmar (Hasidic dynasty), Aaron Teitelbaum, Zalman Teitelbaum, Belz (Hasidic dynasty), Yosef Shalom Eliashiv, Steven Greenberg (rabbi), Mordechai Eliyahu, Moshe Feiglin, Manhigut Yehudit, United Torah Judaism, Yitzhak HaLevi Herzog, Marwan Barghouti, Al-Mustaqbal, Kadima, Degel HaTorah, Agudat Israel, United Torah Judaism, Yosef Shalom Eliashiv, Ovadia Yosef, Yisrael Meir Lau, Mordechai Eliyahu, Illnesses of Ariel Sharon, Pat Robertson, Abraham Isaac Kook, Yehuda Chitrik, Berek Joselewicz, Hashomer Hatzair, Neturei Karta, Ber Borochov, Jewish Legion, Poale Zion, Chaim Herzog, Neturei Karta, Yekusiel Yehudah Halberstam, Moshe Teitelbaum, Sholom Aleichem, Bat Ayin, Arthur Hertzberg.

Pages I made

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Aaron-Zalman Conflict, Aharon Rokeach, Yissachar Dov Rokeach (II), Shlomo Goren, Yona Metzger, Shlomo Amar, Eliyahu Bakshi-Doron, Eliezer Menachem Schach, Kock, Nathan Ausubel, Hillel Kook (I'm particularly proud of those last two).

Life Goals

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Fame, Fortune, World Domination, and a kick-ass DVD collection, including but not limited to Mighty Max, Ducktales, TaleSpin, and Pirates of Dark Water.

Conclusion

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Thank you for your interest in me. Toodles.