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Moe Industries

Moe Industries is the empire created by mogul Michael “Moe” Clayton. The company is a multifaceted hive of commerce. As of 2007, the company is going through expansion with subsidiaries branching out from media and hair care commodities to shoe polish and alcohol products. The company’s logo features Moe himself amount a donkey-steed said to symbolize the stubborn no-nonsense attitude of the business. Moe has been heard to reference the donkey as "...the alcoholic of the animal kingdom..." and "...a pleasure to be around but not argue with..."

The company’s latest escapade is a short story 1950’s "Pulp Fiction" style booklet entitled "The Vaudeville", which is scheduled to be released late this year. It has also been rumoured the company is looking to purchase a chain of Apiaries.

Trivia

• Moe’s donkey’s name is Julius after Groucho Marx, and his mannequin is named Chi Chi after his favourite Vegas show girl.

• It was briefly rumoured that Moe suffered from the devastating condition of Halitosis; however this was proven to be false.

• In his spare time Moe enjoys mounting large photo’s of himself on low grade, moderately priced chip board.