BBB-0Dees-a hyooser kennot spick Børk, Børk, Børk.
BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.
a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it.
hs
This user is a high school student.
This user's favorite subject is physics.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is ~140 .
ubxThis user uses userboxes.
pno-1This user is a novice pianist.
bss-2This user is an intermediate bass guitarist.
flute-1This user is a novice flautist.
arg-2This user is an intermediate air guitarist.
py-1This user is a beginning Python programmer.
>_<This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).
This user enjoys reading fiction.
This user enjoys reading non-fiction.
This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.
This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.
This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.
This user enjoys reading science fiction.
Big Brother is watching this user.
This user supports Don Quixote, and therefore opposes the use of wind power.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series but not the film trilogy. This user may prefer the 1978 animated film to the film trilogy.
DThis user reads Dilbert.
WebcomicsThis user reads webcomics.
SupermanThis user is neither a bird nor a plane.
This user enjoys reading the newspaper.
ChatThis user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.
This user loves using Google Earth.
/.This user has a Slashdot account.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
F@HThis user crunches numbers with Folding@Home.
This user is using a web browser.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
osThis user uses an operating system.
w/lThis user has a dual boot configuration.
This user contributes using a PC.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
VThis user is a vegetarian.
This user loves pancakes.
This user eats potatoes.
This user loves eating carrots.
PearThis user eats pears.
This user eats fish.
This user loves brownies.
This user eats chocolate.
This user eats cookies.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
This user likes the taste of coffee, not cream / sugar /
hazelnut / what have you.
This user drinks green tea.
This user drinks oolong tea.
H20This user drinks water.
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
cvg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer.
NWNThis user plays Neverwinter Nights.
Deus ExThis user wears sunglasses during night operations.
This user plays Quake.
MMO
RPG
This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
D&D This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.
CGThis user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."
This user appreciates progressive rock.
This user is interested in architecture.
This user cannot drive, but is planning to learn how to.
This user is right-handed.
This user is interested in Peak Oil Theory.
~(p&~p)This user studies the concept of logic.
This user is interested in existentialism.
This user is interested in Utilitarianism, the belief that a moral action is one which increases the total happiness of humanity.
This user supports Amnesty International.
EuThis user is interested in the debate over euthanasia.
This user is interested in the
debate over abortion.
This user is a Singularitarian.
This user believes in the separation of church and state.
This user understands biological evolution.
This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.
This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.
This user is interested in The Jedi Order.
My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.