Sir Nobleheart

The crown of the One True King of Wikipedia, which I alone possesseth.

Greetings Wikipedians!

It is I, Sir Nobleheart, here to save you from your pitiful toil!

Join my ranks, and let us return Wikipedia to it's former glory, and return me, Sir Nobleheart, to my rightful place as LORD KING OF ALL WIKIPEDIA!!! (trumpets)