blue lightning This year's "Wikipedia is not toilet paper" award goes to Sj for his devoted efforts... (thanks, bish)

God says... We're Doomed!

Wikipedia's last hope: track down boxers and block them forever.

Status

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Meta: About me and related projects : Physics wikiportal
Mirror: Pwned by Liff (356 ca. 11/21) ~ lingual ~ TALK
to me!
Momentarily: Template:OriginalResearch, Template:Iwc1-nom
Writing: Quarto, Random log, Rec log, Touched pages (briefly: v), Sj-mesh
Reading: Essays (Iso), Fun (BOB, &c.), History (Congo, Sammy, Sattelite, SS1), Meta-Lists; brilliant!, wanted, menial & stats
Projects: True | Fun | Promo | Peace(1,2,3,4,5 ) | ia, books
Tooling: Maximize Your Utils!, Messaging, Comm
Action: Press(releases, coverage, awards), Translation, Policy(Tank,Block,IP,Long), Ext Syntax, Approval, ...
Cation: Arts by cat, WP:Cat, Sj ...

About Sj

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nominally: Samuel Klein. Or better yet, just "SJ". See the sj blog and xdi's sj-entity.
loves phys, lang, The City++++, perma-tools, music, poetry, color, nature, meta-Lists
hates dichotomy, navels, myopia, wanton arrogation, sq adulation.
is not SJ, /SJ, e-SJ, sj, SJK, Sjc(+), SJK, SV, Sjc196, Sjorford, Essjay, -R, SJ Phone (sjphone.com), bearded woodsman sjklein, a Jesuit society, Gambro's CIO, Samuel the diarist, a My-Br temperament, a moral lawyer, a Burgess bird, a fabricated Sox fan, or a hiding girl. I do hoard Klein bottles, look snappy in a trenchcoat, but did not model for Levine's detective Sam Klein.
weighs 115/165 buff/suited  

Sweet Sorrow

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S ic transit gloria mundi
  nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum
cf. User:GaryW
       



table cf. User:Seth Ilys
+/- : n,np/spd, vfd(l)
chg: rc, rcp, head
fight: m(r,ama)-a(r,pol)
rfc,conf,qp
arts: stb,old,att,cl,enc
  proj,req,mw,cp
trans: to, now, log

It is Monday, 16:53 UTC :: en:count--[6,906,061]

mesh ^!admin*# - RC*# - ^mediate*# - protected*!# -

?!articulate*#$ - !imagined*$ - !content*#

fat ^+New*# ~ Babel ~ ce|ref|vp ~ ^Arts(M|W|R) ~ Tr(logo)
+ + + : world clock | front: dyk, feature, itn

Boils - db Qs - TeX - chars - Topic list - sils's cheats
.| stats: Tabled, live, use, than..., activity |. #wp

links ~ redirs +orphans +msg,elements ~
Logos Ant | Shell | W | Emb | Head | Worm | Lines | Star | In | Dots | Barc   


Contributions

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Key:
* (initiated)
x (del/merged)
? (todo: d/m)
! (d/m by others)
+ (expanded)
- (reduced)
= (^NPOV)

# (redirect[ed])

Articles

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last mesh update: may 2004

^Lists: 1-1000 | War(b) | Peace | 1935-1965, Compliance(x4), Feats, Folks
Coordination: Whole Earth* | multidim* | fat overload* | WP:Local Emb | Press Corps*
Hack: SethS* | SethF* | CodeCon* | DNA-L+ | T-52 Enryu* | ACS*
History: Eber+= Heber= Hebrew | ADK+
Life: BC3k* and Smart* | Mockus | Cola wars* | flight 800 | Louise Bryant
Man: 2-Color system* | Mental calculators*
Memorial: YPD+ | Ako Vendetta#
Plexity: SFI*, NECSI*
Social: Meetup+ | Dean | ADUni* | Rome derby* | Cloudmakers*
Worldwide: UN Global Compact*
Corporate: ArsDigita | | Restaurant chain
Touchy Subjects: Massacres (A-I war, Intifada) | Lebanon (Military action=, Qana/Hula) | remailers+! | art segmentation(see series)| WZO
Series: Civil War Origins | Newton (long bio)
Math: 1729)

Images: | ourobouros(x3) | book covers (x1) | Prix Ars Electronica logos (x3) | Webby logo (x1) | music star(x1)
| comic (x1) | famous geek (x1) |
Other Media: music(x0), shorts(x0) <just a NTS for now>

Metapages

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Overview: Community Main | Simple Main | multiling
Slimming: Sj/mesh | Sj Main
Community: Structure, Translation, Press
Semiotics: Naming(dab, salvaging key names), Topics

Nexus

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Classic WP humor

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People

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Jim, Lar, Mav~, Angel`, Martin~,
BV(sf, td), Mag, ErikZ. EM+, GWicke+, TimS, Tarq(+), JamesD, Ed`, Shai*, Av
new: Locke, PZ, Craig, Totti, Quin
Dec, Taco, Pcb, TK`, Dysp(+), Docu, Jen, Redd, Tan, Text, Morw, sann`, Cyp, JoshG
Till, [[User:%BA%A1%BA|º¡º]], MRex, Nohat~*+, seav, Danny, Cunct~, oscar
Gentg-b Mine, Bauder~, Dorian, Cam~, Cimon`, Ll` Del~, KF^, Imran,
Fab, Tomos, Francs, Fuz, Opt, Jiang, Secret, 172, Heph§, Turtle, MHard, Epopt~, Jdf~, Gutz~, Dante`, Rad
Simonides, Hem, McFinlay, MSnow, Tak, Uther, Kaihsu, EricD JakeN
StJ, CYD Paul, Wave, Ilya (ph), ChM*, XJamR, User:Paul August* || Trebor, LD`, Pe-rl
?: Merph | Anome | 戴眩(SV) | S.Else | Adam dvCannon
TonyS | Bdesh | Cyde | Dalb || Ths
far out: de:, HK-YJMS
Fringed: Vera(lir) | Ster | Larry | SamSp | Pak(red fac) | W | chance0
Beauty: essjay | Madchen

Chrestomathy

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(forthcoming) for now, cf. the words, prayers, and b-plate of others.
 todo: add TeX`ed eqns below (eipi,maxw,etc) in smallest font size.

Miscellany

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  • Founder, editor-in-chief, tripartite publication Metametaphysical Stases
  • Manager, order-of-magnitude googlish proofreader services.
  • Top N: Randomized 50-person spymastery, Codex Dresden, 2006
  • Top 10: Wikinews article contest, March 2005
  • 8th(4th) place: French Armada(Setec) multiplexed mystery hunt, 2004
  • 5th place: Amateur Eggalchemy awards, for Lemon Souffle, 2003
  • 3rd place: Cambridge area vegan cake stable height contest, 2002
  • 2nd place: NE Complexity Institute "complicated costume" ball, 2000
  • 1st place: High-Energy Metaphysics circle-tour marathon, 1998
  • 1st place: Unified Engineering design competition, 1997


In parting: "Humanity will be destroyed in about a billion years due to increasing sun temperature, and in about five billion years we'll be engulfed by the sun. Hopefully by then we will have colonized other planets, but if we haven't, Wikipedia will be destroyed."


Warning: Please be aware that any information you may find on Wikipedia may be idiotic, misleading, offensive, dangerous or illegal. Wikipedia is not uniformly peer reviewed; while readers may correct errors or remove erronous suggestions they are not obligated to do so. If you need specific advice (medical, legal, psychosexual, career, arcane, &c.) please seek a licensed, bonded, and knowledgable professional. YOUR INDEPENDENT VERIFICATION OF ANYTHING FOUND IN WIKIPEDIA IS STRONGLY ADVISED.  Love, Sj.