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Born | Refuses to answer
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Country | United Nations |
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Current location | Not a galaxy far far away |
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Time zone | Spacetime |
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Ethnicity | Jewish |
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Race | None |
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Height | Kind of tall |
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Weight | I'm just big boned |
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Hair | Follicle challenged |
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Eyes | Incapable of actually seeing my eyes |
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Sexuality | Approximately 1.2147 |
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Marital status | Unmarried as a protest for my LBGT brethren and sistren |
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Spouse | Single |
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Girlfriend | Yes |
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Boyfriend | Not really |
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Children | Yes, 1 |
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Occupation | Shill, Amateur, Lame, I wish |
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Employer | I refuse to be a slave to the man |
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Education | Studied science |
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High school | Bussed |
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Religion | The Absence of Evidence IS Evidence of Absence |
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Email | Don't count on a response. Unless you're Kirsten Dunst. |
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