- A major cause of problems is solutions
- Any fool can make something complex; it takes a genius to make something simple. Pete Seeger
- There are no bridges in folk songs because the peasants died building them. Eugene Chadbourne
- I've been called worse by better people. Pierre Trudeau
- Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. George Bernard Shaw
- A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation. James Freeman Clarke
- It's not what they call you; it's what you answer to. Bill Clinton
- Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. J. Paul Getty
- It's not that they can't see the solution. It's that they can't see the problem. G. K. Chesterton
- When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade
- If you want to get someone's attention, whisper
- If you can't convince them, confuse them. Truman
- No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood
- Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it themselves
- There is no gesture more devasting than the back turning away
- It's often the good people who do the most bad. A northerner about Lee
- Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it
- The pope? How many divisions has he got? Stalin
- You cannot know where I have to go until you know where I've been Somebody
- The classy gangster is a Hollywood invention. Orson Wells
- The more he spoke of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons
- The more outrageous the lie, the more people will believe it. Goebbels
- You are not thinking. You are merely being logical. Niels Bohr to Einstein
- The truth is more important than the facts. Wright
- Liberty doesn't work as well in practise as it does in speeches. Will Rogers
- Money must serve, not rule. Pope Francis
- In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. John Churton Collins
- Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself Shakespeare
- The more (things) you believe in the better off you are. (Henry Chinaski)
- Sometimes You're the Windshield, Sometimes You're the Bug! Bug Boy
- Anything too stupid to be said is sung. Voltaire
- It's superficial till it comes and bites you in the ass. Nobody
- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the f... happened
- There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact. Arthur Conan Doyle
- I don't know what a tea cozy is but I want one. Buffy
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