I would edit this page, but I know someone on here is just going to accuse me of vandalism the instant I do anything.
I truly apologize for ever editing anything on this site in the entire existence of this account. It's obvious that I have no idea what I'm talking about and it's the worst thing on the planet if I so much as make one -- just one -- joke out of good faith. It is what it is, I guess. You make one wrong move, and suddenly everyone turns on you.
So I'm done making edits ever again on Wikipedia, because it's painfully obvious that my edits, regardless of whether or not I have reliable sources, and a few good-natured jokes not welcome here.
Feel free to ban me from editing anything ever again, revert every single edit I've ever made on this site, and vandalize this page to oblivion, I really don't care. I wish there was a way to delete a Wikipedia account.
You win, Jimbo.