SnakeRunsCBWest. It is very simple, I have dedicated my life to make the Central Bucks West High School page as accurate and as best it can be. The only way that this is possible is for a students that go there to maintian the site and let outsiders really know what it is like to attend CB West.
[Real Name Here], better known as "Snake", is what we like to call a real man. Not many things are known as to be true facts about Snake because rumors are always flying around him.
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| Snake goes to Central Bucks West High School, and the school is better because of it. | Snake brought Jesus back from the dead after three days | Snake has been known to run around nursing homes yelling "Thank God I am still young unlike you old pieces of shit!" |
| Everyone who has ever met Snake has had suicidal thoughts because they know they cannot be him, or anything close to him for that matter | Santa Claus wanted to stop being Santa because he wanted to be like Snake | Snake burnt a small childs ear for telling him that AM radio is better then FM radio |
| Snake is particularly fond of himself. | On occasion, Snake will change the name of The Gulf of Mexico to 'The Golf of Mexico'. | Snake is actually an acronym that stands for 'Snake Never Allows Knowledgeable Explanations.
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| Snake thinks that someday Microsoft will be ruined by Mircohard. | Snake regularly robs banks using only a blow dart and a pair of safety scissors. | Snake made the wolf cry. |
| Snake is willing to explain to anyone who will listen how Helen Keller is a huge whore. | Snake likes to pole vault, but he only uses the north and south poles. | Snake attempts to convince the people at QVC that they are buying things from him.
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| Snake finds it impossible to create something out of nothing. | Snake believes that shiny objects are the root of all evil. | Snake has a reoccurring dream in which he is forced to relive what happened at the tower of Babel. |
| Snake traded away his soul for Pokemon cards. | Snake can speak braille. | Snake is convinced that DVD stands for Disney Versus Diddy; a battle for control of the media. |
| Snake can turn bread into bread crumbs. | Snake makes the impossible, possible. | Snake can fix a light bulb, alone. |