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This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.
Grossman MisquoteThis user is aware that complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
  This user is an autodidact in a wide range of subjects that they never took in school or college.
 This user attends or attended the University of Florida.
BAThis user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Philosophy.
APThis user is a proponent of analytic philosophy.
DEATHThis Wikipedian believes that there is nothing after death.
 This user doesn't have ADHD, they are really good at multi—hey, do you like round or square waffles?
PHILThis user is an expert in Philosophy.
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