Spartacus106

Committed identity: 4D05D231762F754C03CAA530B72EF2FA53C00CF6E1DBC24C48115A202A18140F3B455B0CF848DD081686EB863AB148A907D14327E4EF4CEC7A9AC155EEAEA8DD is a SHA-512 commitment to this user's real-life identity.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is male.

teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user is a 1st generation American.

This user is Asian American.

This user has ancestral roots in Taiwan.

This user doesn't care what your "ancestries" are; this user likes people for what they are and not because of a place of birth!

This user has traveled to different parts of the world.

bro	This user has a younger brother.

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

HTML-5This user is a professional HTML user.

PHP	This user is an expert PHP Coder.

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

js-0This user does not understand JavaScript (or does not want to write JavaScript).

asm-0This user does not understand Assembly, or refuses to program in it.

bashThis user can program in Bash.

SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate his car keys.

This user is a 1337 TI-BASIC programmer.

prog-NThis user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.

mysqlThis user uses MySQL queries to locate car keys.

theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

A, B, and
A and BThis user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

its
it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

’sThis user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!

“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

"…"?This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

USAmerican English
is used by this user.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

This user is a scary Ghost.

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huh
?This user doesn't know what the hell he is doing.

This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

This user is mortal.

sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.

This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.

rant	It is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle.

This user has edited at least 7 articles!!! ^{wow}7!!

This user supports the right to arm bears.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

This user is confused by every aspect of life, including his own confusion.

{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.

10This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not.

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Brackets make (this user) feel safe.

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This user stands under 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall.

This user is happy.

This user is very lazy. Please feel free to do his work for him.

This user was abducted by aliens and all what I've got was this lousy userbox.

lol wut

Obvious statement is obvious.

So this user herd u liek mudkipz?

All your base are belong to this user.

${\frac {a}{0}}$OH SHI–

This user is proud to be a nerd, although he prefers not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector.

This user is against DRM.

This user supports 2600 and the hacking community.

LipsumThis user uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation.

DAMN!This user's computer is CRAPPY!

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

DAMN!This user's computer is CRAPPY!

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

This user believes copyright laws are harmful and that RE, sharing and modifying are inalienable rights.

This user has posted to Usenet newsgroups.

This user really likes old computers.

This user uses XMPP/Jabber.

*This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks!

This user maintains a facebook profile. +

This user maintains a facebook profile. +

This user uses Google Maps.

This user maintains a facebook profile. +

This user uses Google Maps.

AddThis user is addicted to virtual communities.

This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.

WaveThis user is in Beta Testing for Google Wave.

This user's favourite search engine is Google.

This user's favourite search engine is Google.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

OWNThis user uses an email account with his own domain name.

This user's Internet service provider is AT&T.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes with a little Acer Aspire One.

This user built his own PC.

nThis user uses a nVidia ION graphics card in his PC.

This user uses an ASUS Motherboard in his PC.

intel
insideThis user still uses a classic Socket 7 Pentium, Pro or Pentium MMX CPU.

intel
CoreThis user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Duo microprocessor.

intel
insideThis user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Pentium III microprocessor.

This user runs a home server on an ancient PC.

This user runs a home server on an ancient PC.

This user still remembers these.

≥5	This user contributes with a computer 5 years old or more.

IPThis user's IP is ::1.

EVABThis user protects his computer with Edwin Valdez Anti-BYOND.

This user enjoys using Celestia to look at the virtual skies.

This user views the night skies with Stellarium.

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox over Internet Explorer.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox over Safari.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox over both Google Chrome and Chromium.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

This user contributes using POV-Ray for 3D rendering.

This user wants to contribute using Blender for 3D modeling and animation but still needs to learn how to make anything with it.

This user contributes using GIMP.

This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

#This user chats on IRC.

irssiThis user uses irssi for chatting on IRC.

This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird.

WMPThis user contributes while using Windows Media Player.

This user contributes while using Rhythmbox.

This user contributes while listening to Amarok.

This user contributes while using VLC media player.

This user is against DRM.

This user records with Audacity.

This user networks Linux PCs with OpenSSH and SSHFS.

This user uses
Microsoft Office 2010 .

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

This user once used DOS back in the day.

This user uses Windows XP.

This user contributes using Windows 7.

This user prefers Windows computers and is frustrated by Macs.

This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

This user prefers Windows XP over Windows Vista

This user supports free software.

This user contributes using Linux.

This user contributes using GNU/Linux, but doesn't care what other people call it.

This user is penguin powered.

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

This user contributes using Kubuntu.

This user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.

This user contributes with Knoppix - a Linux OS.

This user contributes with openSUSE.

This user contributes with the KDE desktop environment.

This user contributes with GNOME.

This user contributes with XFCE.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

PC	This user knows that PC just means personal computer; a computer not running Windows may be a PC.

This user puts OSes inside OSes with VirtualBox.

This user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!

This user has loaded an operating system on a few computer(s).

> _	This user often uses the command line when operating his computer.

This user uses µTorrent.

P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.

This user supports The Pirate Bay.

This user contributes using
GNU nano.

This user contributes using Notepad++.

This user BOINCs.

This user is paranoid enough to possess his own PGP key!

This user loves using Google Earth.

Camping: It's a legitimate strategy.

This user is a fan of
first-person shooters.

This user plays First Person Shooters with a laptop trackpad.

This user is addicted to video games.

cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

Diff EThis user plays Video Games on Easy or the lowest difficulty available.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

This user is opposed to regional lockout.

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

1337	This user can write & read in 1337.

This user enjoys playing Old School video games.

This user plays games on a graphing calculator.

This user writes games on his graphing calculator.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user plays games on the Wii console.

This user plays games on the Game Boy Advance.

GAME OVER

This user will insert more coins to continue.

HIGH SCORE

This user will beat your high score.

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution.

This user kicks butt at Tetris.

MMO
RPGThis user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.

This user wishes there was a keyboard in Rock Band. +

This user prefers to play guitar while playing Rock Band. +

This user is still alive.

This user is thinking with Portals!

This user works with Anomalous Materials

This user enjoys woodworking.

This user is addicted to The Tape of Life.

This user collects computer CPUs.

This user likes to sleep.

This user is interested in Lucid Dreaming

This user enjoys geocaching.

This user loves to go camping.

I take photographs with Nikon equipment

This user loves knowledge.

This user doesn't know how to solve a Rubik's Cube.

This user remembers VHS. ±

This user enjoys overcast weather.

This user loves sunny days

This user loves rainy days.

This user likes foggy days.

This user likes both warm weather and cold weather.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user loves to read.

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

WIB?This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?

This user prefers to live a topsy turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order.

This user is rated 'NC-17' by the Motion Picture Association.

This user is a really, really, low bass.

Guitar-0This user does not play the Guitar (but will one day!).

This user knows intermediate
music theory.

This user has relative pitch.

This user can read sheet music.

So ColdThis user is a fan of Breaking Benjamin.

This user is a Hardcore and Gay LP Fan

LЬThis user has been brought one step closer to the edge.

This user is a die hard Linkin Park Fan.

This user has Given Up.

This user has washed away What they've done.

This user is
Breaking the Habit Tonight.

This user has become Numb.

This user has No Roads Left to go.

This user feels No More Sorrow.

This user is looking for Somewhere they belong.

This user is Lying From You.

This user is about to Faint.

This user is Bleeding it out.

MCRThis user is a My Chemical Romance fan.

MCR	Teenagers scare the living s*** out of this user.

MCR	This user is going to lead you, like a phantom in the summer, to join The Black Parade.

This user can sing "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"...flawlessly.

RAThis user believes in a life less frightening.

This user is interested in
science.

This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.

BIOThis user's favourite subject is Biology.

This user is interested in
DNA and genetics.

This user belongs to Y chromosome DNA haplogroup.O1a2

This user belongs to mitochondrial DNA haplogroup.B1

This user is interested in
Biochemistry.

This user is interested in
Molecular Biology.

This user is interested in
Cell Biology.

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

Mendel is this user's chromeboy.

You mess with this user, and they'll denature your protein.

This user uses a TI calculator.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

This user has the knack.

This user is interested in Nixie tubes.

This user is interested in medicine.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Anatomy.

This user is interested in
Immunology

This user is interested in Pathology.

This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing.

This user understands the science behind climate change and makes efforts to mitigate the problem.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

This user is interested in nanotechnology.

°FThis user uses the Fahrenheit scale, as he finds it superior in every way to Celsius.

hs

This user is a high school student.

This user is an American.

This user lives in the
United States of America.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California.

This user was born in the U.S. State of California.

This user is interested in the U.S. State of California.

This user lives in the
San Francisco Bay Area.

This user is from Silicon Valley.

This user lives in or hails from
Alameda County.

This user wishes his U.S. State were a Canadian province instead.