Adrian Paul Spiteri (born 23rd of June, 1984) is a plumber, entrepreneur, philanthropist, comedian and footballer from Melbournes West, Victoria, Australia. Known for his charisma, flamboyant style and many alter egos which ultimately this page was set up to track
Early life
Spiteri was born at the old Altona hospital on the twenty third day of June, 1984. He attended local schools and from a young age was able to take control of a room with a mix of witty and extremely vulgar one liners
Football Career
Considered extremely unlucky to be overlooked in 15 consecutive AFL National drafts, Spiteri is considered one of the last of the Mohicans as a genuine utility. He started as a hard nosed defender, often playing on much taller opponents and later in his career transformed effortlessly into genuine mid-forward. He has often stated if he’d been tall enough, he would have rucked at the highest level. He started his career at the Altona football club playing from 1996-2016 before joining the West Footscray Roosters in 2018, where he is currently the reserve coach
Alter egos and Nicknames
Adrian Spiteri (1984-current)
Spita (2002-current)
Big Spita (2004;2006-2008;2010-current)
The spitron (2006-current)
The Tron (2011-current)
Tron (2013-current)
The Spitanaught (2014-current)
Cashew (2010)
Spitsy (2017)
Roy (2018-current)
Uncle Roy (2017)
The King of the West (2015)
King (2016)
The King (2016 - current)
The King of musical theatre (2005)
Mad Dog (2017)
Professor Parma (2012-current)
Monsignor Sullivan (2021)
Sully (2022)
Dr Hugh Cazaly (2023)
Philanthropy
Spiteri donated $50 to the Movember cause in 2016.