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I function on the lowest levels of life, performing few cognitive tasks in favor of sloth. Much like all rampant modern youths prone to coagulation in such cultural cespools as malls, I lack work ethic and shall therefore ammount to nothing in even the minor scale of present existance, providing instead silent political dissent and the most obvious of social insight. As a reluctant stereotype, I strive to prove myself otherwhise and fall into another unfortunate personality category of somebody with too much to live up to.
But hey, who says I can't start up my own anti-church of atheism to evade taxes and my old country to not be killed for my beliefs.