Sabater elementary school is the newest elementary school in Vineland, NJ. Constructed by elves laid-off from Santa's workshop for two years, the school features such things as a gymnasium, many playgrounds, a pool, and an indoor tennis court. The school is located next to some train tracks and has a great view of downtown Vineland. Parts of the school stand up on stilts, allowing children to play underneath.
The students are treated to a host of delicious beverages throughout the day served by roving robot butlers. The cafeteria serves lobster and steak on a daily basis and the students enjoy sitting on comfortable couches while they eat. Beethovan and some Brahms is piped through the 100 jiggawatt sound system during the three lunch periods, and a disco ball provides bouncy illumination.