notable TJ quotes:
- "i suck"
- "i cant sing or dance on-key"
- "i suck at chemistry and math"
- "theres motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"
- "awwww dip"
- "excuse me while i kiss the sky"
- "hey rob why dont you go drown your crabs; rob's probably off drowning his crabs; rob's crabs are probably sick of being drowned; rob has a lot of crabs: which he enjoys drowning etc."