Sorry, I'm fairly new to it... or at least I finally bothered to get a user name on 18th November 2006 after a year of half-useful proofreading. Apologies in advance for my potentially inconsistent British/US spelling.
A disturbing multitude of userboxes
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Sprachen
SQL This user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.
Speeling, and grammer!!1!
… This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
who(m) This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
Geekiness – Hardware
This user contributes using a Macintosh computer.
BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
Geekiness – Software
This user contributes with GNOME .
SubEthaEdit This user contributes using SubEthaEdit .
Food!
This user loves to eat pizza .
H2 O This user is H2 O intolerant. Achoo!
C2 H5 OH-1 This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.