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euph-4This user is a professional euphonium player.
bell-3This user is an advanced handbell player.
C++This user can program in C++.
 This user has a girlfriend.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
  This user is left-handed.
 This user contributes to articles about roads and motorways in Great Britain.
IDThis user is a cunt
 This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.
 This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.
 This user writes for
The Signpost.
SecularThis user is interested in Secular Humanism.
^^This user is a moderate fan of manga.
o_OThis user is a moderate fan of anime.
02This user, if he had to choose, would pick Asuka over Rei.
 This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.
prog-1This user is a beginning programmer.
 This user is from Uruguay.
MEngThis user has a Master of Engineering degree.
MBAThis user has a Master of Business Administration degree.
 This user is an engineer.
 This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
 This user is a member of WikiProject UK Railways.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows Vista.
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This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
<html>This user can write HTML.
"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
 This user is currently learning how to drive.
^_^This user watches anime.
 This user has an 5th generation iPod.
fan-3This user loves Duran Duran.
  This user is an analog synthesizer player.
 This user is a WikiFairy.
 Sometimes this user likes to huff kittens.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
 This user loves calculators.
 This user does not observe Daylight Saving Time.
 This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy.
 This user contributes using Notepad.
ØThis user is a recluse.
  This user admires Woodrow Wilson and his struggle to create the League of Nations.