My main User Page is available at LyricWiki.org (here). Most of my work is over there, but sometimes it spills over here and I wanted to have a user account for that. And I got carried away with userboxes.

Fun with userboxes

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General

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 This user overuses userboxes.

 I contributed to LyricWiki.
 This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2006.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
 This user is against DRM.
 This user greatly admires Muḥammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī.
 This user contributes using GNU/Linux. 
  This user operates an installation of MediaWiki.
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In Soviet Russia, Slashdot has this user's account.
GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
 This user is an advanced mathematician.
 This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
 This user is an audiophile.
 This user does not like iPods.
 This user supports
renewable energy.
 This user enjoys chess.
cvg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer.
game
dev
This user is interested in video game development.
3 This user owns 3 working computers.
 This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).
 This user's IRC nick is teknomunk on the server irc.quakenet.org.
.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.
 This user is interested in
World War II
"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
 
This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.
  This user prefers warm weather.
UBXThis user is ambivalent about self-referential userboxes.
 This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
:-]This user is polite.
 This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
  This user has a dual monitor configuration.
linkspamThis user despises linkspam, and will terminate it on sight, as well as any other spam by the contributor.
 This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.
 This user is awed by the Earthrise photo from Apollo 8.
 This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.
  This user has the knack.
~(p&~p)This user studies the concept of logic.
 This user contributes with Arch Linux.
> _ This user often uses the command line when operating their computer.
 This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

Programming

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ja-2この利用者は中級日本語ができます。
prog-NThis user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.
C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.
C++-4This user is an expert C++ programmer.
asm-2This user is an intermediate assembly language programmer.
Java-0This user has some undisclosed problems with Java.
PHP-2This user is an intermediate PHP programmer.
rb-3This user is an advanced Ruby user.
bash-1This user is a beginner Bash programmer.
js-2This user is an intermediate JavaScript programmer.
SQL-2This user is an intermediate SQL programmer.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.

Anime!

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*_*This user loves anime.
nin-2This user is a Chunin.
死神This user is a Soul Reaper.
 This user is a Space Cowboy.
FLCLThis user's head is an N.O. channel.
TRIGUNThis user wants their $$60 billion.
HThis user is a member of the Hellsing Organization.
GITSThis user has a
Stand Alone Complex
 This user is an Ah! My Goddess! fan.