Work Wanted
Working dog seeks employment in pig-dog role, western New South Wales. Will travel, prefer back of ute with large bull bar, long radio aerial. Favour situation close proximity pub.
How do you do? Otto's the name. I'm the dog that on the Internet no one knows you're a.[1] I'm not related to any of these other Ottos.
Some of my contributions to the sum of human knowledge:
- Elizabethan collar, a bugger of an idea
- Mount Tilga, not quite the centre of New South Wales
- showing how to do the dog paddle stroke
- ^ Peter Steiner (1993). "On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog" (cartoon). New Yorker, p.61, July 5, 1993. reproduced by the University of North Carolina (JOMC 50/EIS Research Initative). Retrieved 2006-01-14.
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Caught by the paparazzi: tired and emotional in the bar of a certain western New South Wales pub
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Me demonstrating the dog-paddle stroke
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Me wearing an Elizabethan collar. Can't have a good scratch in one of these things
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Me demonstrating a canine Dog watch
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