This user detests those stupid boxes that every single fucking Wikipedian puts in their userpage in an effort to "belong" to something.
This user is also in the class of 2009 at Binghamton University's Watson School of Engineering. I am only an egg.
This user doesn't particularly like Wikipedia, and agrees with Holkins's criticism that Wikipedia is a "quantum encyclopedia", where any given entry can be either true or false at any given time. Of course, the solution to this is not to abandon the site, but to clean up what I can.
This user is usually angry. Don't take anything personally.
This user is going to stop referring to himself in the third person starting... now.