The Boy that time forgot

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 This user is from Ireland
  This user is associated with
Northern Ireland.
 This user lives in Northumberland
 This user is a Forester
 This user owns a Springer Spaniel
 This user, more often than not, couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
This user enjoys the works of
Ernest Hemingway.
This user likes a DAMN fine cup of coffee!