He once created a sock puppet to see what it was like to have an imaginary friend
He once wrote a featured article without a single source
Edit warriors don't dare revert his edits
Administrators always take his side
Jimbo Wales always defers to him on important decisions
Moderators on Wikipedia Review Wikipediocracy can not think of anything bad to say about wikipedia in his presence
When Arbcom consults with him on a case, everyone ends up being happy with the decision
He negotiated a pay per view ultimate fighting contest between Jimbo Wales and Larry Sanger
he is....
The most interesting man in the world
I don't use the internet that much but when I do I prefer wikipedia.
Stay editing my friends.