Hello. I am a retired police officer. I was never a marshall, but I am here to clean up this place. Let us get started. Gee, I sure do miss User:Phaedriel. She was and still is a cutie-pie. What a valuable member of the community! She beautified this place with her grace and her WP:CIVIL and her elegant HTML skills. She was generous of her time, helping others beautiful their userpages. Her undoing was that she declared right on her userpage that she worked for the Oklahoma City police department as a webmaster. Somebody found out her real name and called the department and asked to speak to her. She knew that her anonymity and her privacy was permanently blown and she stopped editing at Wikipedia. Now her real name and her photos and her reproductive history are all over the web. If she had just sat down for a cup of coffee with a police officer and asked what she should do, he would have said "Do not go to that Wikipedia. If you are a wikiholic (an addict) well then please do not say what city you work in no matter how proud you are of Oklahoma City." That is valuable information. Valuable advice. If Wikipedia had an article on this story then Wikipedia might be useful. But Wikipedia does not have such a page. It only has this userpage. What a wasted opportunity to actually be useful.