Theloniuscrow

Hi, I'm an 18 year old transman living in Colorado Springs. I am currently seeking employment, and I hope to go to college soon. I am interested in articles that relate to the LGBT community and the paranormal. I consider myself to be a rather good proof-reader. I look forward to helping on Wikipedia.

My Life

School

This user's favourite subject is Psychology.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 140.

This user considers themselves self-educated.

This user didn’t finish high school.

This user has been discriminated against because they were homeschooled

This user believes in the School of Hard Knocks.

Health

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

This user is a psychiatric survivor.

ASThis user has Asperger syndrome.

This user has depression.

This user has social anxiety.

:(This user is a pessimist.

This user has asthma.

This user lives with Scoliosis.

This user is near sighted.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

This user is a smoker.

This user is right-handed.

This user has brown hair.

This user has brown eyes.

This user can not lick his/her own elbow.

This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.

This user is flammable.

This user suffers from I-don't-know-where-to-put-it disorder

This user supports stem cell research.

This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.

This user has a blood type of O (Rh) Rhesus Positive.

This user suffers from severe eye allergies.

Laughing at One's Self

BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

This user is nEurOtic.

This user is mortal.

This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.

sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.

This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.

rant	It is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle.

Life in General

NameThis user wants their name to be confidential.XXX

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.Existent

Fantastic Brain

This user can't stop thinking.

This user identifies as transgender.

This user identifies as genderqueer.

This user is a male.

YAThis user is a young adult.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user is an ethnic Jew, but not an adherent of Judaism.

This user is of Italian ancestry.

This user is of Swedish ancestry.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

sis	This user has an older sister.

This user is into BDSM.

This user is a member of the LGBTQ community.

This user is bisexual, not confused.

This user supports equal rights for queer people.

This user is single.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

This user wishes they had a boyfriend.

This user knows too many people who are dead.

Politics

This user is interested in politics.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

RLThis user is on the religious left.

This user is a libertarian.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…

LIBThis user loves Drugs, Abortion, Gay Marriage, and Immigration*

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user thinks that Bullfighting should be extinct.

YRThis user supports youth rights.

This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.^‡

This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.

This user is against the ban on smoking in public places.

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

This user is pro-cannabis.

This user supports medical cannabis

This user is against
strict gun control.

This user opposes removing guns from the civilian populace.

This user supports gender equality.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

This user believes a marriage consists of one man & one woman, one man & one man, one woman & one woman, or any other combination therein.

This user supports both straight and gay marriages, and is against any restrictions on who can marry.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user is against compulsory state sanctioned prayer in public schools.

Just say NO to political correctness.

PC-0This user is politically incorrect.

This user finds censorship offensive.

This editor dislikes
politically correct
speeches.

End the embargoThis user favors free trade between the United States and Cuba.

This user supports the idea of a monetary union in the Americas.

This user believes that politicians should not interfere with Public news broadcasting. ^†

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

This user supports the United Nations.

All this user is saying is give peace a chance.

Your victory inspires us. Things that seemed impossible become feasible.

Theloniuscrow believes in a strict interpretation of the United States Constitution.

This user thinks President George W. Bush should have been impeached.

X	This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.

LEGALThis user supports LEGAL Immigration.

This user supports the troops.

This user recognizes the right of Iraqis to resist occupation.

This user knows that there are
654,965 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.^†

This user wants Dennis Kucinich to run for president in 2012.

?This user thinks that the List of songs with questionable lyrics put out by the Clear Channels Communications is an evil scheme to get good songs removed without reason.

Job

+This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

Religion and Beliefs

This user is interested in spirituality.

This user is interested in religion.

This user is a Bible reader.

This user is interested in ghosts.

This user is interested in the human soul or spirit.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

This user believes in God.

This user is religious.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user is a Christian.

∞?This user is an agnostic.

This user's spiritual beliefs are complex and personal.

This user prays.

This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.

This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.

This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

My Media

Books

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user is a BookCrosser.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user is interested in Gothic literature.

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

This user enjoys reading thrillers.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

This user reads science fiction.

This user reads postcyberpunk science fiction

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user reads self-help books.

This user reads New Age/Occult books.

DNA	This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

CSLThis user enjoys the works of
C.S. Lewis.

CRUThis user thinks that we are surely gone wild this year.

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

ASoUEThis user enjoys A Series of Unfortunate Events.

This user brushes with Denham's Dentifrice.
Denham's Does It!

This user is part of the Angel Experiment.

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.

Murtagh

This user's favorite character from the Inheritance Cycle is Murtagh.

RThis user is a cross between a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin, so watch out, punkS

S/R	Theirloveissocanon.

This user's Patronus is a Samoyed.

H2G2This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.

This Twilighter supports Team Edward and the vampires.

This user is a fan of the Warriors series.

This user enjoys writing.

This user writes poetry.

This user writes short stories.

Movies

" There is no right house. There is no right car… It's not supposed to be anything." - Tobey Maguire, Film title

" It can't stop at once, because it's in you, and you can't stop something that's inside you." - Tobey Maguire, Film title

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

This user likes Horror Movies.

This user just loves a good western.

3:10 to Yuma

This user dynamited a train full of prospectors in the western territories last spring.

This user ran into a bad streak of luck, in Chinatown.

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

This user knows you have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

KongThis user could lick the world.

CoNYou're here because this user turned you in... for sweeties.

23	This user sees the number 23 everywhere.

This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!

Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...

This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain.

A Sound of ThunderChange one thing. Change everything.

V	This user does not wear the bad colour. It attracts them...

NDThis user is
pretty good with a bo staff.

This user knows that when that perfect hand comes along, you bet and you bet big, then you take the house.

It's not in this user's nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.

VThis user remembers, remembers, the fifth of November.

This user is being hunted by Treadstone.

They should have left this user alone.

This user no longer wishes to participate in Blackbriar.

007This user likes martinis shaken, not stirred.

This user has been to Casino Royale.

This user is an Indiana Jones fan.

KFPThis user knows that there is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

This user has Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.

A Bug's LifeThis user has seen A Bug's Life.

This user has been flushed away.

L&SThis user is not gerbil-like, they are HAMSTER-like!

This user loves the Land Before Time, yep yep yep!

This user likes Pixar and its films.

Woohoo!This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!

SBSPThis user is a goofy goober.

This user can't, can't, can't, fly.

Pizza, anyone?

This user is serious. And don't call them "Shirley".

A million girls would kill for this user's job.

DUMB & DUMBERThis user has successfully managed to breed a bulldog with a shitzu.

MDThis user loves Mrs. Doubtfire, and can't wait for the sequel.

ЖThis user thought you was a toad.

TTThis user is a lead farmer, mother****er!.

WCThis user never leaves a fellow crasher behind.

This user's suit is black.
...
...
NOT!!!

This user demands a shrubbery! Ni!

This user loves Halloween - the night he came home.

This user is a 25 footer. Three tons of him.

This user knows that a boy's best friend is his mother.

OBefore this user dies, they will see the Ring.

Hello, Theloniuscrow. I want to play a game.

This user knows the Saw is Family.

Kill BillThis user owns a
Hattori Hanzo sword.

HSM	This user just can't get his head in the game.

O.G.This user is past the point of no return.

PRODUCERSThis user keeps it gay!

This user has a feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore.

This user will send you back to the future.

This is the dawning of the Age of Colossus

Dark CityThis user can't remember the last time they did something during the day.

DDThey made this user do it.

Eagle EyeThis user knows that "we are everywhere".

E	This user loves the film Eragon.

K-PAXian

This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.

This user is not going to sleep... They get you when you sleep...

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

This user lives by the Pirate code: “Take what you can, and give nothing back!”

TFMRS

"Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?"

WotWThis user knows that the last war on Earth won't be started by man.

This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film ever made.

ALIENIn space no one can hear this user scream.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.

This user is a big fan of The Matrix Series

STAR WARSThis user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, doesn't have any problem with comparing the films to each other.

ID	You don't need to see this user's identification.

This user is out there, they can't be bargained with, they can't be reasoned with, they don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

BBThis user knows that it is not what he is underneath, it is what he does that defines him.

TDKThis user knows that the night is darkest just before the dawn.

This user loves the Spider-Man film series.

Tony Stark

This user is in the Fun-V, not the Hum-Drum-V.

Television

TV-0This user has no television set.

FAUX NEWS

This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.

This user dislikes commercials that happen during TV shows and movies and finds them annoying

HarvThis user believes that the law should only be practiced by avian/mammal hybrids.

This user does not accept coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time...

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

PHILIP J. FRYThis user is his own grandfather.

This user's skin turns to stone during the day.

King of Queens

This user believes you should take a train to shutty town!.

SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

That 70s Show

This user thinks that That 70s Show is the best program in all of eternity.

This user is a man...but he can change...if he has to... he guesses..

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

This user watches South Park.

This user is a fan of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

WLIIAThis user watches Whose Line Is It Anyway?

CSIThis user follows the evidence.

MONKIt's a gift...and a curse.

The 4400This user is a member of the 4400.

This user believes in the power of three.

This user has just crossed into... The Twilight Zone.

XThis user believes that the truth is right in front of you. It's all in the X-files.

This user wants to believe,
but verifiability is policy.

EUR^eKAThis user would like to live in a small town with big secrets.

This user says Dragon up!

This user lives in a pineapple under the sea.

This user is a firebender.

KNDThis user will jump to action when somebody shouts:
"Kids Next Door, Battle Stations!"

VegThis user likes to talk to tomatoes

AFVThis user enjoys watching America's Funniest Home Videos.

psych

This user watches a show about a fake psychic, real detective.

CL	This user really likes Code Lyoko, and doesn't care that 90% of people call it a kids' show.

ZIMThis user is gonna sing the Doom Song now!

Newsprint/News Sources

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

This user enjoys reading magazines.

This user enjoys comics.

C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

The Far SideThis user reads The Far Side.

GThis user does not like Mondays.

Comics

DTWOFThis user reads Dykes to Watch Out For.

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

VThis user reads Vertigo Comics.

This user reads DC Comics.

This user reads Dark Horse Comics .

This user reads Marvel Comics.

This user supports the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

This user knows
Magneto was right.

This user reads webcomics.

Anime/Manga

._.This user sometimes watches anime.

^_^This user reads manga.

アニメ
subThis user prefers to watch
their anime subbed.

デス
ノートThis user has a Death Note and writes in names of Wikipedia vandals.

NGE	This user found themselves in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

#151This user is a Pokémon Evolutionist and believes that Mew is the origin.

This user wants to capture a Pokémon.

千This user has been spirited away.

This user is searching for paradise.

This user is prepared to duel.

Games

This user is a Sudoku addict.

You just lost The Game.

This user plays
Paper and pencil games.

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

D&D	This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.

Diff EThis user plays Video Games on Easy or the lowest difficulty available.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

?This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.

PS2This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.

This user is a Nintendo fanboy.

This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one.

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).

This user plays Pac-Man.

GThis user plays Galaga

BThis user is a graduate of Bullworth Academy

Destroy All Humans!This user LOVES Destroy All Humans! and contributes to the Destroy All Humans! Articles.

This user owns a neopet.

Interests

WikiProjects I Help Out With

This user is a participant in
WikiProject LGBTQ+ studies.

Talk | To do | Alerts | Watchlist

This user is a participant in WikiProject Paranormal.

Misc. Interests

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.

This user would like to own one or more dogs.

This user has fancy rats.

This user is horse crazy!

This user digs llamas.

No LicenseThis user doesn't have a
driver's license.

This user is car-free.^‡

This user's favourite colour is red.

ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

QThis user is a fan of Queer friendly comedy.

SUThis user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.

TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This user knows Who's on First.

БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.

This user is interested in computer engineering.

This user is against cyberbullying.

@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.

I...I uh...I made a couple of IP edits on Uncyclopedia. Please don't frag me!

This user has a channel on YouTube.

This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.

This user is an avid blogger.

This user has a profile on MySpace.

Don't be evil

This user would be lost without Google.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This user uses Aol Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This user's Internet service provider is MSN.

This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user still remembers these.

1	This user owns 1 working computers.

This user is an omnivore.

This user is a chocoholic.

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

This user eats sushi.

This user likes Ice cream.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user drinks Pepsi.

C₂H₅OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.

This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka.

Random

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

lol wut

Obvious statement is obvious.

All your base are belong to this user.

=DThis user thinks Star Wars is the cause of World War 1.

Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down...
This user loves tricks like this.