Languages

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AU-1This user is a meagre speaker of Australian English.
en-GB
-2
This user has an intermediate understanding of British English.
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ca
-2
This person is pretty good at speaking California English, but still says "Frisco" sometimes.
en-CA
-1
This user has a basic understanding of Canadian English.
SoE-1This here fella or lady has a real basic understandin' of Southern American English, meanin' they might just know what "y'all" means.
1337-0This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words.

1337 is for wannabes. Real hackers use proper english

pigIsthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway away ativenay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.
Rot13-0Guvf hfre qbrf abg haqrefgnaq Ebg13 (be haqrefgnaqf vg jvgu pbafvqrenoyr qvssvphygl).

Rot13 is for the naive. Use real encryption.

tlh-0tlhIngan Hol jatlhbe' lo'wI'vam.

Star Trek = Lame. Star Wars = Life.

qya-0Yuhtaro sina lá/ú ista quete Quenya.

Learning.

sjn-0This user does not know Sindarin.

Learning.

BS-0This person does not understand Bullshit (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not wish to communicate in Bullshit).
du-0This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).
fgn-1This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.
gb-0This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.

Oh my God, annoying!

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

I cannot stand incorrect grammar/punctuation.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
    ...Could you tell? :p
...This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

Programming Languages

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C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.
c++-3This user is an advanced C++ programmer.
py-3This user is an advanced Python programmer.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
bashThis user can program in Bash.
 
This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
<html>This user can write HTML.
js-3This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer.
re-4This user writes expert regular expressions.
XMLThis user can write XML.
prog-2This user is an intermediate programmer.

Mathematics

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SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it. 
ft-lb-0This user does not use U.S. Customary Units (or does not wish to use U.S. Customary Units).
 
Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...

Education

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hs
This user is a high school student.
ARTThis user's favourite subject is Art.
 This user enjoys the subject of astronomy.
 
This user's favorite subject is computing.

My FAVORITE favorite! :D

 This user's favourite subject is Economics.

I have no idea why I find Economics so interesting...

This user's favourite subject is Information Communication Technology.
  This user's favorite subject is Music.

I LOVE music!

IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 167 .

But why do I still suck at school...?

 This user is self-educated to an advanced college level.

Grammar Preferences

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theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
snukThis user says snuck.
to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
byThis user does not use the passive voice.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
which
that
This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.
if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
USThis user uses American English.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

Fanboy

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FR Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
FG This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

Activism

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  This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.
  This user is against admins ignoring policy.