Tlasco Rydrion

This user bleeds
TABASCO pepper sauce .

oh my gawdz

This user is a Trekkie.

This user saved Mainframe with a system ReBoot.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

This user knows that 'to' is pronounced /tʊ/, not /a/.

by

This user does not use the passive voice.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

,

This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

;

This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

This user's favourite animal is the Cheetah.

This user uses Google Earth often.

goon

This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.

TW

This user's Internet service provider is Time Warner.

This user contributes while using Winamp.

This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.

This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

This user uses µTorrent.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user has experienced too many blue screen(s) of death, and caused about 3 of them.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

Dual

This user uses an AMD Dual Core processor.

Core