This ammused me:
 | This user is a citizen of the United States of America. |
 | This user lives in the U.S. State of Texas. |
 | This user lives in or hails from Dallas. |  |
You want GPS coordinates with that?
Good grief, aparantly userboxes are the source of quite a bit of controvosy. Now I feel all dirty for putting a few on my user page, even if only in jest.