My big fat clustered and unsorted collection of userboxes:

This user will destroy humanity if given the chance.
This user supports People Eating Tasty Animals.
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This user supports protection of the environment.
This user knows that genetically modified food has saved over a billion lives, and that all agriculture is "genetic modification", what we do today is just faster.
This user supports
nuclear energy.
This user believes intellectual property needs to be abolished.
Pessimist? Nihilist? This user is an Antinatalist.
This user believes that Hell is other people.
This user thinks humans should Live long and die out.
This user is an
absurdist.
This user is a bi male.
This user is a native of the United States of America.
This user is a citizen of the U.S. State of Illinois.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
tough, though, through, thoughtThis user supports
English spelling reform.
This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but, nonetheless uses it daily.
This user agrees with Larry Sanger's views on NPOV, but encourages you to form your own opinion after carefully reading his article.
boiThis user identifies as a boi.
agThis user identifies as androgynous.
This (based) user is a Femboy.
This user is gender nonconforming.
This user wishes he had a girlfriend.
This user wishes he had a boyfriend.
This user knows the mainstream media is just a brainwashing tool.
Thxs usxr thxnks chxnging the spxllings of wxrds to "avxd offxnding pxple" is ridiculxs.
ZThis user is a Zoomer.
PNK This user's favorite colour is Pink.
hedThis user is a hedonist.
This user identifies as a Social Darwinist.
This user does not eat fish. Ever.
This user recognizes Sealand as an independent country.
This user is non-religious but NOT atheist
This user is a
Discordianist Pope
This user is interested in Kemetism and/or is a Kemetic.
This user is interested in Islam.
This user does believe in the supernatural until proven wrong.
This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.
Long hairThis user believes that long hair is the way to go for men.
This user enjoys giant sequoia.
A Peafowl.This user is crazy for Peafowls.
This user is from Eris.
This user adamantly considers both Pluto and Eris to be "Planets"
This user likes
Mexican cuisine
This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.
This user identifies as a gaymer.
This user plays NationStates, but does not want you to know what nation they play as..
This user knows that the Banjo-Kazooie series is one of the best on Earth and is in no trouble of being bested anytime soon.
Aku Aku protects this user.
This user is a vault dweller
XThis user is a fan of the Mega Man X series.
EBThis user is an EarthBound fan.
This user thinks in a very cubic way....
This user's favorite character from the Mario series is Wario.
This user wields the ultimate power!
WeenThis user has a mollusk that gazes at the sun with its wandering eye.
PrimusThis user believes in Captain Crunch, for they are the Frizzle Fry
band-5This user adores Siouxsie and the Banshees.
CBThis user is fast and bulbous.
This user is a fan of David Bowie.
ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.
This user loves Cartman.
This user lives in the middle of Nowhere.
OOOOOH! This user is a Regular Show fan.
P&FThis user knows that platypuses don't do much.
her? This user has made a huge mistake.
CommunityThis user watches Troy and Abed in the Morning.
This user's got Movie Sign!
PnRThis user frequents the Glitter Factory with Tom Haverford.
This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
This user enjoys Synthwave music.
This user loves funk music.
80sThis user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.
This user likes visual kei, meaning that they don't mind when men wear dresses and make-up.
This user is doomed to love goth music.
This user likes alternative rock.