This user came to find userboxes obnoxious and irrelevant, but couldn't be arsed to delete the page. Thus this page is a historical record of that distant time when everyone thought userboxes were uberboss.
This user does not speak Otakunese. Please do not pepper your English with Japanese honorifics or words like "baka", "sugoi", "nani", "chars", "fics" or "pairings", as it causes this user intense psychological pain.
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
their there they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
. The
This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
its & it's
This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
’s
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.