This user came to find userboxes obnoxious and irrelevant, but couldn't be arsed to delete the page. Thus this page is a historical record of that distant time when everyone thought userboxes were uberboss.

WikiStats

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12,000+This user has made more than 12,000 contributions to Wikipedia.
 This user has been a major contributor to 5 articles featured in the Did you know... section on the Main Page.
 
Founding member of the
Three Kingdoms WikiProject.
 This user is a member of
WikiProject Military history.

Languages

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英語This user does not speak Otakunese. Please do not pepper your English with Japanese honorifics or words like "baka", "sugoi", "nani", "chars", "fics" or "pairings", as it causes this user intense psychological pain.
yue呢位用户嘅母语粤语/广州话
呢位用戶嘅母語粵語/廣州話
zh-4該用戶能以地道中文進行交流。
该用户能以地道中文进行交流。
en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.
ja-2この利用者は中級日本語ができます。
Java-1This user is a beginning Java programmer.
c++-1This user is a beginning C++ programmer.
C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.

Editing quirks

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LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.
 This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

WikiThoughts

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  This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.
  This user thinks that Wikipedia has become too bureaucratic.
DGAFThis user can't be arsed, and hopes some day you will join them.

Personal info

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 This user is a Wikipedian in Canada.
 This user is male.
^_^This user watches anime.
^_^This user reads manga.
 
This user maintains a blog.
.....This user is a professional procrastinator.
+This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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塊魂Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!
東方This user grazes in the fields of Gensokyo.
KHThis user plays the Kingdom Hearts series.
This user lives in the village of Hinamizawa.
ドラえもんThis user has a robot cat from the future.




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