This user demands you
respect my authoritah!
This user is having a shpadoinkle day!
This user loves Kyle.
FAUX NEWS This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.
HThis user isn't lying when they say they know what a Nephrologist does.
HThis user believes that everybody lies.
This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.SVU
This user is a Skins addict.
OZ This user is an inmate at the Oswald State Correctional Facility, lvl 4.


Scrubs This user is the world's most giant doctor.
CL
This user really likes Code Lyoko, and doesn't care that 90% of people call it a kids' show.
This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.
This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".
ASoUEThis user enjoys A Series of Unfortunate Events.
This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.
R This user is a Ravenclaw.
This user enjoys writing.
This user writes screenplays.
This user writes novels.
This user is an independent voter who doesn't like partisan politics.
This user wants to stop
global warming.
This user supports recycling.
This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.
This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*
This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
This user finds censorship offensive.
This user believes that fighting for peace is akin to fucking for virginity.
This user is a fan of Quentin Tarantino's films.
Indies This user is a huge fan of small films.
FC This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
Clue This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...
TABak user derka derka derka!
Hoopla!This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.
DDThey made this user do it.
This user enjoys music by Johann Sebastian Bach.
This user enjoys music by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
Mis This user can hear the people sing.
This user is interested in the Salem Witch Trials.
This user is interested in the history of the United States.
This user likes Alexander Hamilton.
lol wut Obvious statement is obvious.
BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.
TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.
Mike This user's favorite Ninja Turtle is Michelangelo.
This user is a fan of the Batman.
V This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!
This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
ScorpioThis user is a Scorpio.
This user was born in the Year of the Monkey.
This user loves rainy days.
This user likes foggy days.
This user has French ancestry
🇩🇪This user is of German ancestry.
This user is of Irish ancestry.
This user is an ethnic Jew, but not an adherent of Judaism.
This user is of Swiss ancestry.
</label>This user does not choose to label their sexual orientation.
This user enjoys philosophy.
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.
This user is a tobacco smoker.
This user wants to live a Beat lifestyle in Paris, France.
This user is a Francophile.
This user lives in or is from the
United States Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
This user lives in or comes
from Boston.