Vooshe

Name:Vooshe

Where it came from: Somewhere deep in a crater on the moon a very ugly, buck toothed being emerged. Vooshe is a similar version to the pronounciation of this particular thing's last name.

Why it's here: The being travelled the length of all the glass coke bottles in the world to Earth for one main diabolical reason, to build the world's largest rubber band ball and drop it off a twenty one story building.

What it really is: The few that have been terrified by this sight have dubbed it 'the world's tallest dwarf' and then pulled it's hair followed by the most typical action, running in the other direction.

The twist: Young children seem to be facisinated by this thing. They have been known to stare, kick, pull hair and scratch this being.

Where you can find it: If it's raining then the most common place it will be is in a garbage bin of some sort, if not then you may want to check under a park bench.

userboxes

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

This user is of human and Martian ancestry.

This user is a Capricornian.

豬

This user was born in the year of the Pig.

Ninja

This user knows Ninjutsu, so don't even try it!

This user is owned by one or more dogs.

INFJ

This user's MBTI type is INFJ.

she

This user prefers to be referred to using feminine gender pronouns.

This user is an academic.

This user comes from Australia.

This user just sank your battleship.

This user plays table football, or "foosball".

This user enjoys playing canasta.

NWN

This user plays Neverwinter Nights.

CG

This user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

This user is dieting.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user eats chocolate.

C₂H₅OH-5

This user does not stand on kegs. This user extends their hands, and kegs appear atop them.

This user drinks cappuccino.

C

This user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both.

P

This user imagines
All the people living life in peace.

kzo-4

This user is a professional kazoo player.

pno-3

This user is an advanced pianist.

xylo-2

This user is an intermediate xylophonist.

vla-2

This user is an intermediate viola player.

vln-2

This user is an intermediate violinist.

flute-1

This user is a novice flautist.

rec-3

This user is an advanced recorder player.

arg-4

This user is a professional air guitarist.

voc-0

This person cannot sing in tune (or has very poor singing skills).

This user knows Who's on First.

This user's favorite color is green.

ART

This user's favourite subject is Art.

BIO

This user's favourite subject is Biology.

This user prefers the metric system.

1+1=3?

This user does not understand mathematics.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user puts up an artificial Christmas tree.

This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.

blz-0

This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand any blazon.

BS-5

This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.

du

This user can speak dumbass.

gb

Dz uadddr za nagve sspkr Gbrsh.

pig

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This user considers traffic lights advisory, not compulsory.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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This user is obsessed with The War of the Worlds.

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

This user reads webcomics.

GMT
?

This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

This user just LOVES to cycle!

This user enjoys llama trekking.

This user plays soccer.

This user does weight training.

ドラえもん

This user has a robot cat from the future.

This user is a fan of Sailor Moon.

TS

This user has Tourette syndrome.

This user does not smoke.

This user is mixed-handed.

This user is a pacifist and will soon be conquered.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user supports Amnesty International.

This user can see the benefit of transhumanism if handled properly.

This user likes the Crazy Frog and always uses it on his or her phone.

This user maintains a blog.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service.

W

This user contributes using Microsoft Word.

snuk

This user says snuck.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

which & that

This user knows how to use which and that correctly.

…

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

en-au

This user is a native speaker of Australian English.

This user lives in Queensland.