Waylon Chang
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A Very Talented Basketball Player

Waylon Chang, NBA all star on the Houston Rockets. With 6 rings on his hands, he is shooting over 70% on the floor. He once beat Michael Jordan on a 1v1 all star tournament at the age of thirteen.


Early Cheerer

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haha]

First Championship

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yup TOO BIG TOO STRONG TOO FAST TOO GOOD

Second Campionship

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lol

Third Championship

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i'm the best

Middle Cheerer=

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he is the best hahahaha

Retirement

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beat Derrick Rose

beat Rudy Gay

beat Allen Iverson

beat Larry Bird

beat Michael Jordan

beat James Harden [ beat LeBron James

got beaten by Kobe Bryant

killed Justin Bieber

killed One Direction

saved The Beatles

ate Macaroni and cheese

Tried the MLB

Favorite Quote

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The Sun is pretty big,[1] but the Moon is not so big.[2] The Sun is also quite hot.[3]

This cake is larger than my face [4]

I Love my Cat [5] I hate shooting air balls.[6]

I love game winners.[7]

How to beat D Rose.[8]

How to beat MJ.[9]

How to beat Waylon Chang.[10]

Lists

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  • I love Food
    1. Especially Chinese Food
      • like
        Fried Rice
        Fried Noodles
        Fried Chicken


  • Math is easy:
    • 1+1=3
  • OH NO
    • I did this wrong
      • Should be
        • 1+1=2


  • When I get home
    • Shower
      • Homework
        • Sleep

Categories

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Category:People Category:Basketball Category:Foods Category:Inventors Category:Love Category:Theories Category:Murder Category:Sports Category:American people Category:Baseball

Tables

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Waylon David John
Handsome OK Ugly
Smart OK Stupid
Wise OK Retarded
Chinese Food Mexican Food American Food
So Good Little Sour Little Oily
Cheap Expensive Cheap

Pictures

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Picture of a Zirconium    


Galleries

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Picture of a Zirconium    

Chinese Food . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1

  Mexican Food  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2
  American Food . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3

Notes

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  1. ^ Miller 2005, p. 23.
  2. ^ Brown 2006, p. 46.
  3. ^ Miller 2005, p. 34.
  4. ^ How to eat a Cake p.93
  5. ^ How to eat Cats p.12
  6. ^ How to SUCK in Basketball p.34
  7. ^ How to be a great player p.156
  8. ^ Things that are impossible p.1
  9. ^ Things that are impossible p.23
  10. ^ Things that are COMPLETELY impossible p.13

References

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  • Brown, Rebecca (2006). "Size of the Moon," Scientific American, 51(78).
  • Miller, Edward (2005). The Sun. Academic Press.
  • Black, Rebecca(2012). "How to eat a Cake. Lovelies.
  • Cullen, Edward (2010). How to eat Cats. Waylons.
  • Chang, Waylon(1998). How to SUCK in Basketball. LOLLIPOPS
  • Chang, Waylon(1998). How to be a great player. LOLLIPOPS
  • Chang, Waylon(1998). Things that are impossible. LOLLIPOPS
  • Chang, Waylon(1998). Things that are impossible. LOLLIPOPS
  • Chang, Waylon(1998). Things that are COMPLETELY impossible. LOLLIPOPS