Webslingr

Homepage: Shinogen.com

Worked On Articles... Honda S600 (started) Honda S2000 Honda CR-V Honda Pilot (total redesign) Acura TSX (total redesign) Soichiro Honda Formula One Management (started) Bernie Ecclestone (added quotes)

Also Inhabits.. Friendster Super Honda

Often Fills Brain With... Temple of VTEC SlashDot The Inquirer The Onion The New York Times The Palm Infocenter The Rotten Library

About

Webslingr is an untimely being, usually being tortured by fate. He currently works in a technological gulag awaiting trial for crimes which have not yet happened. He has provided a natural, undisclosed, safe-haven for Jackalopes hoping they may evolve superior intellects and serve on his defense team on his future trial.

History

• October 14, 1066 - A Norman known as William the Conqueror establishes a clear victory at the Battle of Hastings, to become the King of England
• November 17, 1906 - Soichiro Honda is born.
• June 30, 1908 - Nikola Tesla is at the Wardenclyffe Tower.
• June 30, 1908 - 15 Megaton explosion over Tunguska, Siberia. (Honda power?)
• July 4, 1947 - Mysterious object crashes outside city of Roswell.
• 1977 - Entity known as Webslingr is concieved in an rain forest.
• 1977 - Heavy Metal (magazine) debuts.
• June 19, 1978 - Garfield debuts in newspapers.
• 1987 - Phantasy Star debuts on Sega Master System.
• 1989 - Phantasy Star II debuts on Sega Mega Drive.
• 1994 - Phantasy Star IV debuts on Sega Mega Drive.
• December 29, 1996 - Entity to be called Webslingr, sent off to Georgia Tech to attempt Aerospace Engineering.
• March 17, 1997 - Webslingr screen name appears for the first time on EFnet IRC, name sticks.
• June 16, 1997 - Webslingr builds his first computer, a 75 Mhz Pentium MMX with 16 MB RAM
• 1998 - Starcraft and its expansion StarCraft: Brood War are released. Both become the bane of Webslingr.
• 1999 - Evacuation from Georgia Tech occurs.
• November 23, 2004 - World of Warcraft strikes terror in Webslingr and calls for his demise.