It's a human head. No, upon closer inspection, you realize that it's just someone who's been buried up to his neck in sand. When he notices you, he does his best to swivel his head around, and explains with a sigh, "Therapy." The sand next to each of his ears forms little dunes, as he does his best to shrug. "I've tried just about everything else." After a moment, he settles back, closes his eyes, and, all in his mind, begins to edit articles in peace...




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