Tiny Parts Of My, Er, Whole...
Wikipedia
Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with VandalProof .
V This user adheres to the philosophy that an edit a day keeps the vandals at bay.
This user's Wikistress level is LOW. Everything is fine and dandy.
Wikipedia is not censored for minors.*
linkspam This user despises linkspam , and will terminate it on sight, as well as any other spam by the contributor.
vanity This user supports the removal of vanity pages with extreme prejudice.
Info box This user believes that all articles should have an infobox .
This user believes that articles are useless without images .
This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia .
This user spends far too much time editing their user page.
This user respects copyright , but sometimes it can be a major pain.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
This user has Wikipedia as an addiction a hobby.
More About Me
XD This user is interested in comedy , and may enjoy writing or performing it.
¶ This user is a professional editor .
This user is American ; recognized ancestry ends at the border.
6 C 12.011 This user is made out of Carbon .
This user does not
smoke .
This user is owned by one or more cats .
This user is a cat lover.
This user's home is overrun with cats .
This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair.
This user would like to own one or more dogs .
This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
Geek Stuff
This user contributes using Notepad .
Religion and Politics
eh
This user is an apatheist , and doesn't care whether God exists.
This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion .
This user is probably going to Hell .
Until proven wrong, this user does not believe in the supernatural .
This user is drug -free .
This user supports the legalization of cannabis .
That’s Entertainment!
This user enjoys playing Euchre .
Cards This user enjoys playing Uno .
Cards This user enjoys playing spades .
Cards This user enjoys playing hearts .
This user passed
GO !
(…so where is my $200?)
This user is a Browncoat . We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty .
This user is a fan of Heroes . Ordinary people discovering extraordinary abilities.
M.D. This user watches House .
trek This user is mildly embarrassed to have a Star Trek userbox, but really, who are they kidding?
cvg-4 This user is an expert gamer .
iPod
This user is under the control of an iPod .
Ha Ha I Think I’m Funny
BS -5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit .
This user is aware that they have a userbox addiction , and they have admitted that they are powerless.
McD This user wishes that they did not crave greasy, tasty hash browns (slathered in ketchup) for breakfast, and is certainly not "loving it*!" * whatever "it" might be, especially if "it" is being tubby, which this user is, unfortunately...
This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
If you can read this, you have really good vision.
It is possible this User is human. Please approach with extreme caution.
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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator . Someday. Maybe.
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
26 What? It's already Tuesday ? How the time flies when you're editing...
This user loves deadlines . They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
This user needs more userboxes . MORE , I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
Guess what? This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell !