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This is a humor page, for showcasing the craziest vandalism, page revisions and edits I have come across in the page histories.
Battle of the Breeds
editEverybody thinks their favorite breed of horse or pony is the best. Unfortunately, some people don't get that Wikipedia is not the place to tell the world about it. It is also not the place to tell the world about the breed you hate. That's why they made Facebook and blogs.
The perfect pony to take you to the Olympics!
Feather is importent in Gypsy Vanner Horses!
They're the victims of a stereotype!
They do show jumping, or do they due it?
You can just as easily get unpublished, too.
Ponies and potatoes are very different.
Not rated to pull more than 10,000 pounds.
Being the peacock of horses means they have to fill big expectations.
Yeah, we know Friesians are cool.
I actually read some of these.
No, it's not possible to eat a chocolate horse.
Everything about them is small, not just their butts.
This is not policitally correct.
This is just plain stupid. It's not creative or funny.
It's Icelandic horses that tolt.
People with other breeds better watch out...they're next!
They're horses, and yes they are beautiful.
Sorry, Joty baca, Wikipedia has a no advertising policy.
No, I don't believe everything I read on the internet.
My half-mustang would probably agree with you.
I doubt tacos are good for them.
Fortunately there were a male and female left, or we'd be in real trouble!
Yeah, if you use face paint and colored hoof polish on them.
Light pink? And no, they don't give away horses for free in Alabama!
Europeans are fearless when mounted on Fox Trotters.
My half-Spanish Mustang won't gait! I got cheated!
What happens when 10-year olds edit Wikipedia.
Paint and Spotted Saddle Horse are two entirely different things.
Battle of the Disciplines
editIf you can't make your favorite horse sport look good, make somebody else's look bad--in front of the whole world, via Wikipedia.
This isn't what happens in a dressage test.
Um, this is not exactly a global issue.
Everybody gets to gallop, then you have to try to pull your boots off!
Cowboy boots. They're called cowboy boots.
Overstride is more common in the rack and running walk.
I doubt it, after all draw reins are very popular.
He probably likes donuts, but...
Saddle seat: attitude is all that matters.
Pony Clubbers can expect fine quality barns.
Animal rights and new age horsemanship
editUnfortunately, both of these pursuits are full of people who just don't understand that Wikipedia has a strict no-POV policy.
So this is how PETA got started.
Because Pat Parelli is the greatest horseman who's ever lived!
Dam, son, apparently this person thinks it's all the same...
And more love for Mr. Parelli...
I think this was one of those people who prefer to call fish 'sea kittens'.
Small animals
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Little critters like guinea pigs are adorable, but advertising their adorability is not the purpose of this website.
Some other weird stuff
editThese fall into the "I drank 10 beers before I logged on to Wikipedia" category.
Who knew they wrote arias about meat?
They hunt foxes at Burger King?
I've seen some men who would probably try this.
Pony Club is not a dating organization.