"It has been said Wikipedia is simply a mirror of my brain."

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這個用戶是華人
这个用户是华人
This user is of Chinese ethnicity.
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This user is nocturnal.
This user doesn't sleep.
Big Brother is watching this user.
met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.
This user drinks nothing but Dr Pepper.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
This user is part of FIRST Robotics Team: Team 766
This wikipedian is involved in FIRST Robotics
SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
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This user has visited 5 of the 205 countries in the world.
This user has visited 16 of the 50 United States.16
This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

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